21st psalm from a LA philosopher-we all need this!

Psalm  21-0

 

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want (except for ‘a little’ offense)

He maketh Les Miles eat from green pastures

He leadeth me beside brown waters

He restoreth my gambling debts.

He guideth me in “straight paths” for his name’s sake

(when the officer makes me walk the line).

 

Yea, though I shall walk through the shadow of death valley again next season,

I will fear no Saban, for Thou art with me

Thy rod and thy coaching staff, they comfort me

Thou preparest a new quarterback before next season to deal with my enemies

Thou hast anointed my head with Gatorade, my beer cup runneth over.

 

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,

(and thank God for that because this was really embarrassing)

And I shall dwell in the house of Mike the Tiger forever.  

Amen