This is all my fault and I accept responsibility

I have let this go on too long and now it’s hurting the team. I watched all kinds of negativity and rumors dominate the board today and want to redirect the angst to its proper target. I failed the Tiger Team and the Tiger Nation on Monday night. I need to own up to my role in causing the debacle. I therefore, freely admit to not following my well established game plan. I allowed my wife to talk me in to watching the game on the bigger TV in the game room instead of watching the game on the lucky TV in the bedroom that was a proven winner in all previous games this year. I further thumbed my nose at the game plan by not wearing the lucky shoes that had been worn in all previous games, but it was just a bit cold for flops. I accept the wrath of the Tiger Team and Nation for showing up with no acceptable game plan, and then not adjusting when I realized my plan was not working. All Tiger fans should immediately redirect all angst at me and begin an immediate effort to encourage our team to fortify their resolve and to take the sting of this disappointment and turn it into the driving determination needed to fell the evil empire that is growing to our East.

Men - Our enemy lies not within our ranks, but beyond our borders. The odor of its malignant breath grows stronger as it uses our disarray to draw resources from our own backyard. We must come together as a people with a singular mission to help our team defeat the bacterial tide of crimson malfeasance that threatens all good order in the galaxy. We must stand together with our warriors and fight until our enemy sees the strength of our resolve and cowers from its brilliant glare. We will never surrender. We will never quit. We will always fight. AND WE WILL PREVAIL.
Airborne