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Greatest Lines From James Bond Movies
Posted on 1/1/12 at 9:53 am
Posted on 1/1/12 at 9:53 am
James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Auric Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!!!
Pussy Galore: "I'm Pussy Galore."
Bond (shaking head): "I must be dreaming."
Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
Bond (looking at Plenty's rather ample cleavage): "But of course you are."
Plenty O'Toole: "Plenty O'Toole."
Bond: "Named after your father, perhaps?"
Auric Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!!!
Pussy Galore: "I'm Pussy Galore."
Bond (shaking head): "I must be dreaming."
Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
Bond (looking at Plenty's rather ample cleavage): "But of course you are."
Plenty O'Toole: "Plenty O'Toole."
Bond: "Named after your father, perhaps?"
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Posted on 1/1/12 at 10:00 am to Godfather1
"Balls, Q?"
Posted on 1/1/12 at 10:21 am to Godfather1
quote:
James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Auric Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!!!
That is the all time best.
Posted on 1/1/12 at 10:49 am to Godfather1
“Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.”
Posted on 1/1/12 at 1:19 pm to Cosmo
Hugo Drax: "Look after Mr. Bond...see that some harm comes to him."
Posted on 1/1/12 at 1:42 pm to Godfather1
Roger Moore's first line as James Bond:
"You're not married, are you?"
"You're not married, are you?"
Posted on 1/1/12 at 4:14 pm to Fewer Kilometers
James Bond (staring at the laser beam slicing into the table between his legs): "I think you've made your point, Goldfinger."
Auric Goldfinger: "Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr. Bond...it may be your last."
Goldfinger (upon Oddjob "finding" his lost golf ball): "I'm still training him as a caddy."
James Bond: "And successfully, it would seem."
Auric Goldfinger: "Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr. Bond...it may be your last."
Goldfinger (upon Oddjob "finding" his lost golf ball): "I'm still training him as a caddy."
James Bond: "And successfully, it would seem."
Posted on 1/1/12 at 5:16 pm to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
Roger Moore's first line as James Bond:
"You're not married, are you?"
Dumb line
007 doesn't give a shite if she's married or not, he's still gonna bang her tenderly.
This post was edited on 1/1/12 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 1/1/12 at 5:44 pm to geauxtigahs87
"And they say Christmas only comes once a year"
although the movie sucked
although the movie sucked
Posted on 1/1/12 at 5:51 pm to St Augustine
George Lazenby's first line in OHMSS "Who did you expect? That other guy?"
Broccoli has said Lazenby's would've been best Bond, he had a black belt I think.
Broccoli has said Lazenby's would've been best Bond, he had a black belt I think.
This post was edited on 1/1/12 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 1/1/12 at 6:42 pm to Godfather1
Not the flashiest, but I'm surprised no one has said the obvious yet
"Bond...James Bond"
"Bond...James Bond"
Posted on 1/1/12 at 7:33 pm to Godfather1
"I'm the money."
"Every penny of it."
"Every penny of it."
Posted on 1/1/12 at 8:15 pm to Starchild
quote:
Not the flashiest, but I'm surprised no one has said the obvious yet "Bond...James Bond"
(slapping myself on the forehead)
Nice catch.
Posted on 1/1/12 at 8:52 pm to Godfather1
From the beginning of Goldfinger
"Say goodbye to Felix. Man talk"
"Say goodbye to Felix. Man talk"
Posted on 1/1/12 at 10:54 pm to corndeaux
"Suck it Trebek!"
Posted on 1/2/12 at 9:43 pm to Godfather1
LINK
10. Octopussy
Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”
9. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
(A villain chases Bond and skis into a snow-blower, which then sprays red snow.)
Bond: “He had a lot of guts!”
8. Thunderball
(Whilst placing Fiona Volpe’s body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor.)
Bond: “Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.”
7. Tomorrow Never Dies
(Whilst Bond is in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor.)
Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”
6. Casino Royale
(As Le Chiffre tortures Bond by striking his testicles with a carpet beater.)
Bond: “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”
5. Moonraker
Bond: “Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.”
4. Goldfinger
(After dropping a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute a henchman.)
Bond: “Shocking! Positively shocking!”
3. Diamonds are Forever
Tiffany Case: “I’ll finish dressing.”
James Bond as Peter Franks: “Oh please don’t, not on my account.”
2. Goldfinger
Bond: “Who are you?”
Pussy: “My name is Pussy Galore.”
Bond: “I must be dreaming.”
1. You Only Live Twice
Tiger Tanaka: “Rule number two; in Japan, men come first, women come second.”
Bond: “I just might retire here.”
10. Octopussy
Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”
9. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
(A villain chases Bond and skis into a snow-blower, which then sprays red snow.)
Bond: “He had a lot of guts!”
8. Thunderball
(Whilst placing Fiona Volpe’s body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor.)
Bond: “Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.”
7. Tomorrow Never Dies
(Whilst Bond is in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor.)
Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”
6. Casino Royale
(As Le Chiffre tortures Bond by striking his testicles with a carpet beater.)
Bond: “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”
5. Moonraker
Bond: “Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.”
4. Goldfinger
(After dropping a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute a henchman.)
Bond: “Shocking! Positively shocking!”
3. Diamonds are Forever
Tiffany Case: “I’ll finish dressing.”
James Bond as Peter Franks: “Oh please don’t, not on my account.”
2. Goldfinger
Bond: “Who are you?”
Pussy: “My name is Pussy Galore.”
Bond: “I must be dreaming.”
1. You Only Live Twice
Tiger Tanaka: “Rule number two; in Japan, men come first, women come second.”
Bond: “I just might retire here.”
Posted on 1/2/12 at 9:46 pm to Menace
quote:
"Suck it Trebek!"
I laughed.
Posted on 1/2/12 at 9:46 pm to ksliman
quote:
1. You Only Live Twice
Tiger Tanaka: “Rule number two; in Japan, men come first, women come second.”
Bond: “I just might retire here.”
They stole that from Austin Powers, FWIW.
Posted on 1/2/12 at 10:25 pm to sms151t
quote:
George Lazenby's first line in OHMSS "Who did you expect? That other guy?" Broccoli has said Lazenby's would've been best Bond, he had a black belt I think.
Right scene, wrong line. He says "This never happend to the other fellow"
Posted on 1/3/12 at 7:37 am to Godfather1
Can't leave out "Shaken, not stirred"
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