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Bama logic
Posted on 12/9/11 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 12/9/11 at 3:56 pm
I've not even tried to look for the absurd from their fans, yet I noticed these rebuttals from 'Bama fans in the loss to LSU.
a) OT doesn't count; ergo, while Bama didn't win, they didn't lose either. Bama has sworn affidavits that they never agreed to the tie-breaker format when it was instituted and go along with it in silent protest, unless of course they win by it.
b) field goals can be disregarded as play when 'Bama misses them. Why should a 'Bama opponent (e.g. LSU) get credit for "no goods" attempted by 'Bama anyway?
c) LSU's punter is not better than Bama's because the former overkicks his coverage. The fact that the average return against his kicks is near 13 inches is somehow irrelevant.
Anyone care to add others?
a) OT doesn't count; ergo, while Bama didn't win, they didn't lose either. Bama has sworn affidavits that they never agreed to the tie-breaker format when it was instituted and go along with it in silent protest, unless of course they win by it.
b) field goals can be disregarded as play when 'Bama misses them. Why should a 'Bama opponent (e.g. LSU) get credit for "no goods" attempted by 'Bama anyway?
c) LSU's punter is not better than Bama's because the former overkicks his coverage. The fact that the average return against his kicks is near 13 inches is somehow irrelevant.
Anyone care to add others?
This post was edited on 12/9/11 at 4:05 pm
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Posted on 12/9/11 at 3:58 pm to tiger88
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Bama
This is where I stopped reading.
:beatdeadhorse:
Posted on 12/9/11 at 3:58 pm to tiger88
6 > 9
Posted on 12/9/11 at 3:59 pm to Random LSU Hero
I know. But imagine how many we can come up with.
C'mon, it'll be fun.
C'mon, it'll be fun.
Posted on 12/9/11 at 3:59 pm to tiger88
Bama logic? That's an oxymoron!
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:00 pm to Ortho Reb
come on man 
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:01 pm to tiger88
quote:
C'mon, it'll be fun
OK I'll play.
Bama Logic
"Sex is sex whether it be with an aunt,a cousin, a sister, etc."
There, happy!
This post was edited on 12/9/11 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:01 pm to Ortho Reb
Bama - the only team that can lose thier way to victory. Deal with it.
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:02 pm to Random LSU Hero
no, stick to football.
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:03 pm to Random LSU Hero
Wow why do you hate Wing? Quite screwing around with the stats. Wings average punt return is now less than 13 inches.
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:05 pm to omegaman66
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Wow why do you hate Wing? Quite screwing around with the stats. Wings average punt return is now less than 13 inches.
cool, didn't know this. Fixed it.
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:06 pm to omegaman66
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This post was edited on 12/9/11 at 4:23 pm
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:06 pm to tiger88
Alabama has 5 straight Spring game national championships
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:07 pm to mauser
now you're talking.
This post was edited on 12/9/11 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:07 pm to tiger88
In Bama, quality losses count for more than quality wins.
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:16 pm to tiger88
Bama would've won if the game had longer quarters!
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:35 pm to Ortho Reb
Bama passed the eye test... 
Posted on 12/9/11 at 4:45 pm to tiger88
I'll take oxymorons for $400 Alex.
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