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How hot is it? (Colorful descriptions requested)

Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:58 pm
Posted by slaughlin
North Dad Gum Louisiana
Member since Apr 2008
3098 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:58 pm
I'm bored in this stand

Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:58 pm to
Hotter than a blistered pussy in a pepper patch.
Posted by TexasTiger
Katy TX
Member since Sep 2003
5324 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:58 pm to
hotter than 2 rats fricking in a wool sock
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80848 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:59 pm to
Its hot as frick

Had my ac damn near on high on the way to work today

Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39394 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:00 pm to
It's so hot...
every gay person who came out has gone back in

It's so hot...
the retirement center is having a wet t-shirt contest
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
19575 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:00 pm to
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hotter than 2 rats fricking in a wool sock


Took mine
Posted by Vol Fan in the Bayou
Member since Nov 2009
4158 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:02 pm to
From "Good Morning in Vietnam"

It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking." Well, can you tell me what it feels like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! I saw - It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about." What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37701 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:02 pm to
Hotter than a two dollar pistol toting fox fricking in a wool sock in the midst of a forrest fire in hades?
Posted by Loanshark
Lecompte, La
Member since Aug 2011
479 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:08 pm to
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at a redneck BBQ
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22649 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:11 pm to
Hotter than slaughlin and his ole lady fricking in a contractor bag
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:23 pm to
It's so hot, Im sweating like a whore in church.

It's so hot skeeters are using my sweaty arms like a slip and slide.

It's hotter than a fat mans inner thighs when wearing cordurouy pants.

Hotter than a goat's arse in a pepper patch.

Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117670 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:47 pm to
Its hotter than a well digger's arse in an otter hole.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:49 pm to
Hotter than an Oldsmobile Cutlass with a broken steering column in the hood.
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35570 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:52 pm to
hot as balls
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80848 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 3:52 pm to
Can't believe it took this long for that one
Posted by AboveGroundPool
the basin
Member since Aug 2010
3769 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by INFIDEL
The couch
Member since Aug 2006
16199 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 5:38 pm to
Hotter then fire ants on a sunburn.

My favorite: "GOD DAMN! It's hot as frick!" Use it all the time.
Posted by hendrixfan
Shady Brook slough
Member since Jul 2005
3128 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 6:11 pm to
hotter than a 3 dick dog in a canine whore house
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56182 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 7:20 pm to
Hotter than a go cart muffler
Posted by ColesCreek
SW MS
Member since Apr 2011
378 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 8:16 pm to
Hotter than a fresh fricked fox in a pepper patch
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