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LSU Hate Week - Ole Miss Article
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:31 am
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:31 am
I don't really post on the rant, but I saw this Ole Miss Red Cup Rebellion article posted on Facebook and thought this was the place to share it. SIAP.
LSU Hate Week
Highlights for the lazy (article written by an Ole Miss fan):
LSU Hate Week
Highlights for the lazy (article written by an Ole Miss fan):
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We can't win this, and we won't win this. We've got a lame duck head coach leading a team which appears to have already checked out on the year going up against the crazier-than-hell, luckiest sumbitch alive in Les Miles who, I imagine, is quite fed up with this notion that one Houston Dale Nutt "has his number." It will be a thrashing, complete with bizarre playcalls that somehow work in LSU's favor every, single, time; jaw-rattling violence that sends a chorus of hushed "oooooh"s throughout the Rebel crowd; Tyrann Mathieu injuring people for breathing in his direction; and the wild flailing of arms and churning of legs in a chaotic clustering in a hot mess of humanity - all played out over an hour's time divided intervals of five-to-ten painful, painful seconds.
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But, for this week, we're going to have to do exactly what it is that we tell ourselves we stand against. We are going to have to win the party while embarrassingly losing the game, and we are going to have to be entirely fine with that. We are going to somehow show the fans of the number one football team in America that, despite the heartbreak, the shame, and the bewilderment we all have endured over the past two years regarding our Houston Nutt-led program, we are still Ole Miss and, for reasons we can never fully articulate but somehow fully understand, we're damn proud of it.
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It will not be easy, especially considering the throwin'-it-down-itude of the lunatics we'll be allowing onto our campus this weekend, but it can be done. Oh, sure, they've got their loud-arse band, gaudy-arse colors, inordinate amounts of flavor food, smarmy attitudes and a complete lack of shame (something which I am convinced is a genetic trait shared amongst the Louisianan peoples), but what we've got is something that no college football fan anywhere on this planet can match. We've got an alcohol tolerance that only years upon years of watching this roller coaster ride we call a football program - a program marked with years of pseudo-greatness sandwiched between those of heartbreak and defeat - can produce. We've got a palate for fine wines, a stomach for cheap beers, and a mind which can only be numbed by the brownest of brown liquors.
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Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:38 am to When in Rome
What drivel. I don't know where to begin. But I'll put my wine cellar up against his any day of the week. How on earth can someone from Mississippi have such a feeling of superiority? They suck at everything. From football to outdoors to partying.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:43 am to Mike Linebacker
most of that is actually pretty funny imo. however, if he thinks ole miss students can out drink anyone from louisiana, he's either joking, never been to louisiana, or very naive.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:45 am to When in Rome
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loud-arse band
Stopped reading after that. I'm content now.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:46 am to lsufball19
Thats the only thing they have a chance to beat us in. No matter how small it is its the only hope they have to cling to. Let them have their hope. Its more fun when we snatch it away that way
Posted on 11/15/11 at 7:08 am to When in Rome
Actually, that's a pretty funny article. Grow a pair and get a sense of humor.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 7:16 am to When in Rome
I say we go beat their asses in football,
and then take all of their bourbon and drink it.
Then we'll puke in their quad!!!
and then take all of their bourbon and drink it.
Then we'll puke in their quad!!!
Posted on 11/15/11 at 11:59 am to VOR
quote:Oh, I'm not denying its wit and humor factor. I just think he's wrong
Actually, that's a pretty funny article. Grow a pair and get a sense of humor.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 12:38 pm to When in Rome
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we are still Ole Miss
That's what LSU is counting on.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 12:48 pm to When in Rome
Mississippi - ranked last in every socio-economic metric known to man... and now they add football to the list.
Go to hell Ole Miss.
Go to hell Ole Miss.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 12:53 pm to Mike Linebacker
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But I'll put my wine cellar up against his any day of the week
Oh, I'm sure he'll bust out his $19.95 bottles of cabernet that he bought from Albertson's and try to sell you on the fact that price doesn't matter.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 12:54 pm to RealityTiger
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sell you on the fact that price doesn't matter.
So you're saying that price DOES matter?
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:00 pm to ccomeaux
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Mississippi - ranked last in every socio-economic metric known to man
I live part time on the gulf coast of Mississippi and the quality of life there is excellent. No need to put someone else down to build yourself up.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:01 pm to When in Rome
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So let them have their fun. Let them roll into town, fuzzy tiger tails flapping from their Trans-Am antennas and shitty horn music rattling out of their speakers.
Trans-Ams? What do they think we are, Florida? And WTF is "shitty horn music"?
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one fan base will emerge as the end-all be-all champion of partiers - and it frickin' better be us. Just win the party, baby.
Right...put all your thousand tents into one small area, make it impossible to walk through, use some china and candelabras, and call it a WIN!
This post was edited on 11/15/11 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:02 pm to Erin Go Bragh
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No need to put someone else down to build yourself up.
Dude (or dudette), chill. It's hate week bro (or chick).
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:02 pm to OPR
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Dude (or dudette), chill. It's hate week bro (or chick).
Go easy on OPR...hate is all he has.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:09 pm to Erin Go Bragh
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No need to put someone else down to build yourself up
Is that what you truely think I'm doing or is that just the best response you could muster ?
Good grief.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:11 pm to OPR
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Dude (or dudette), chill. It's hate week bro (or chick).
Hey, I realize its all in fun but as a part time Mississippian I do get a bit annoyed at the general perception of the state. Some of the ridicule is well deserved but I sometimes feel a need to defend my adopted state.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:11 pm to CottonWasKing
If you replace Ole Miss with Tulane or any other conference USA team would anyone really notice
Posted on 11/15/11 at 1:12 pm to When in Rome
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We've got an alcohol tolerance that only years upon years of watching this roller coaster ride we call a football program
Actually they are more like a bungee jump. A roller coaster goes up and down.
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