This was no accident

attempted mascot suicide

One of Auburn's 358 mascots recently tried to end it all by flying beak first into a plate glass window. When that failed, he made a few passes at the dirty Aubies after developing a sudden craving for bumpkin flesh. But the odor of moonshine, Skoal, and rancid corndogs repulsed the winged beast. The throngs of mouthbreathers uttered a hayseed Sieg Heil when the hillbilly hawk landed inside Jordan-Hare Stadium. Once the game began, much malice and cheating ensued.


I hate Auburn.