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What Really Happened
Posted on 8/26/11 at 9:31 am
Posted on 8/26/11 at 9:31 am
Version number one: The four LSU players involved, Jefferson, Landry, Johns and Davenport are in a Satanic cult and were out at Shady's looking for someone to kill. A guy in a car on his way to Sunday school had turned into Shady's parking lot to give first aid to a baby squirrel he saw fall from tree. When he saw the LSU players he honked his horn and yelled "go tigers" at which point he was dragged by his hair from the car and beaten within an inch of his life.
A marine at the bar had just returned from Afghanistan where he had won a silver medal for rescuing an Afghan woman from an attack by Taliban fighters at a disco in Kandahar. He fought the four LSU players hand to hand for several hours protecting both the man and the terrorized baby squirrel from further assault. Davenport eventually held him down while Jefferson kicked him in the head and vertebrae. Once he was out of commission the squirrel was attacked by the players and knocked unconscious.
Version number 2: Four LSU players and others were celebrating the end of camp by going out after curfew for some soda pops, a standing tradition among players that the coaches pretend not to know about. While at Shady's a crazed marine with a criminal record was assaulting his girlfriend. The players asked him to stop and not wanting to fight real football players he found the freshman Tiger punter to sucker punch.
The marine was thrown out of the bar where he met with friends and plotted an ambush. One of his friends honked his horn and was going to run over a baby squirrel and the tiger players stopped him as he yelled "go ducks". A fight ensued where all of the LSU players acted as peacemakers defending themselves from the ambushers. The drunk marine came running into the fight, tripped, fell on Jordan Jefferson's foot, skinned up his face and broke some vertebrae. Davenport cradled the bay squirrel in his hands and returned it to the tree.
A marine at the bar had just returned from Afghanistan where he had won a silver medal for rescuing an Afghan woman from an attack by Taliban fighters at a disco in Kandahar. He fought the four LSU players hand to hand for several hours protecting both the man and the terrorized baby squirrel from further assault. Davenport eventually held him down while Jefferson kicked him in the head and vertebrae. Once he was out of commission the squirrel was attacked by the players and knocked unconscious.
Version number 2: Four LSU players and others were celebrating the end of camp by going out after curfew for some soda pops, a standing tradition among players that the coaches pretend not to know about. While at Shady's a crazed marine with a criminal record was assaulting his girlfriend. The players asked him to stop and not wanting to fight real football players he found the freshman Tiger punter to sucker punch.
The marine was thrown out of the bar where he met with friends and plotted an ambush. One of his friends honked his horn and was going to run over a baby squirrel and the tiger players stopped him as he yelled "go ducks". A fight ensued where all of the LSU players acted as peacemakers defending themselves from the ambushers. The drunk marine came running into the fight, tripped, fell on Jordan Jefferson's foot, skinned up his face and broke some vertebrae. Davenport cradled the bay squirrel in his hands and returned it to the tree.
Posted on 8/26/11 at 9:32 am to ECOTIGER
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What Really Happened
Nothing really happended...it'a all a dream.
Posted on 8/26/11 at 9:33 am to ECOTIGER
I actually thought that was pretty good.
Posted on 8/26/11 at 9:35 am to oompaw
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Nothing really happended...it'a all a dream.
Watch out...we in ya brain like some Inception shite, yo!
Posted on 8/26/11 at 9:37 am to KC Tiger
i'd like to say i've seen less biased posts but i am not a liar
the truth lies somewhere in between brother.
everybody is at fault. maybe the victims more so than others but esp a week before the season, any confrontation that comes up the players just gotta bolt. can't risk it
the truth lies somewhere in between brother.
everybody is at fault. maybe the victims more so than others but esp a week before the season, any confrontation that comes up the players just gotta bolt. can't risk it
Posted on 8/26/11 at 9:45 am to ECOTIGER
Good stuff. I enjoyed it and laughed.
Posted on 8/26/11 at 9:53 am to ECOTIGER
Nice- I enjoyed #1, but really believe that something like #2 happened.
Posted on 8/26/11 at 9:56 am to ECOTIGER
quote:
What Really Happened
This is actually not the case. This is just your opinion on what happened
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