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Balotelli Watch 2011

Posted on 6/6/11 at 3:26 pm
Posted by Wario Balotelli
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 6/6/11 at 3:26 pm
Posted by Stewie Griffin
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2005
16148 posts
Posted on 6/6/11 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Wario Balotelli


Welcome. You have a large name to live up to. Don't blow it.
Posted by inelishaitrust
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2008
26078 posts
Posted on 6/6/11 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Wario Balotelli


I see what you did there.
Posted by Wario Balotelli
Member since Jun 2011
175 posts
Posted on 6/6/11 at 3:30 pm to
quote:



I see what you did there.


Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28614 posts
Posted on 6/6/11 at 3:36 pm to
Alter
Posted by TheIrishFro
Member since Aug 2010
4709 posts
Posted on 6/6/11 at 3:36 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/21/23 at 11:53 am
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39156 posts
Posted on 6/6/11 at 3:41 pm to
duh
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
36311 posts
Posted on 6/6/11 at 3:56 pm to
Nice.
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18917 posts
Posted on 6/6/11 at 9:38 pm to
I want to be him.
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31060 posts
Posted on 6/6/11 at 10:00 pm to
"Wario" Balotelli is the best soccer name yet. Sorry, Joey Barton, but Swagotelli is even more of a bad arse.
Posted by Wario Balotelli
Member since Jun 2011
175 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 9:33 pm to
Balotelli is a prince and he needs to be freed from the evil clutches of Man City. Support Balo! It is obvious to anyone who watched the game that Balotelli couldn't believe how well-timed his run was, which is why did what he did. Before you accuse me of defending the indefensible, Balo obviously knew he was wide of the post, since he back-heeled it straight out. If he was really attempting to back-heel it into the goal, don't you think he would have tried to at least angle his shot in such a way as to ensure he retained as much swagga as possible. From all we've seen, we know Balotelli is the literal embodiment of Castiglione's idea of sprezzaturra.
This post was edited on 7/24/11 at 9:35 pm
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 11:08 pm to
Balotelli's shite today was awesome. The game didn't fricking matter. I laughed.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421245 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

The game didn't fricking matter.

twellman was just on sportscenter talking about how this proves that ballotelli cannot handle the pressure of a big game

Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
21669 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

Wario Balotelli






Seriously dude, this has to be the BEST name of all time on TD.com



change the title to Swagotelli
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

twellman was just on sportscenter talking about how this proves that ballotelli cannot handle the pressure of a big game

Yeah I saw that. The only part he said that I agreed with is about how Balotelli shouldn't have been giving Mancini crap when he got taken out.

Either way, these games mean nothing. If it would have been any kind of game that matters, he wouldn't have done that shite (I think).

Joe Hart is God, btw.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 11:17 pm to
Backheel vid

ETA: Link fixed
This post was edited on 7/24/11 at 11:21 pm
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

If it would have been any kind of game that matters, he wouldn't have done that shite

Don't underestimate the power of Swagotelli.

ETA: link's not working TN Bhoy
This post was edited on 7/24/11 at 11:19 pm
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

. If it would have been any kind of game that matters, he wouldn't have done that shite (I think).



It's Swagotelli.

I'm waiting for him to dunk on the goal.
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
Team Am Mart
Member since Apr 2009
19364 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 11:23 pm to
Mancini is a dick sometimes, but I understand what he was doing. Swagotelli just has to swag sometimes, far be it for Bobby Manc to stop him.

Swagotelli's dog is named "Lucky" by the way, and he decided that he did not want to ride on the FA Cup Winners Bus tour through Manchester with the team because they wouldn't let him bring the dog with him
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 7/24/11 at 11:37 pm to
I clarified when I said 'I think.'
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