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RickAstley
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What is the correct way to cut fingernails?



Everytime I cut my fingernails with the fingernail cutter I end up spending more time picking the fingernails up off of the ground since they missed the trash can/toilet. How do I cut them without fingernails flying everywhere?






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reboss12
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re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


How old are you?





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shutterspeed
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TX
Member since May 2007
35925 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


I cut mineses outside on the steps.





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RBWilliams8
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Member since Oct 2009
47864 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


I bite them... And cut my toenails. Never saw this as a difficult task.





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Muppet
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Member since Aug 2007
50509 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


Life gets a lot fricking harder than this.





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reboss12
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re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


quote:

Life gets a lot fricking harder than this.
THIS






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nugget
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Stud..... :(
Member since Dec 2009
5205 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


Just cut them to where they stay inside the clipper





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John Merlyn
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re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


No words for the op....





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Pectus
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47874 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


Cut them after you take a shower. Cut them outside.





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BACONisMEATcandy
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Muppet
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Member since Aug 2007
50509 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


Does anyone have any food-chewing tips? Cheeseburger and chips for the moment, but I may start a lifelong thread for future meals.





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Pectus
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re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


What is your dominant hand?

Opposite hand opposite = chew on opposite side of mouth.






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LSU Red24
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Louisiana
Member since Feb 2007
4304 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


quote:

I bite them... And cut my toenails. Never saw this as a difficult task.


this






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Methuselah
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On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
14707 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


CGS?





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Lacour
Alabama Fan
Member since Nov 2009
29455 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


I cut my fingernails with the tip of my iron hard cock.

Bottle opener and all.

Yeah, Beans and BB, you know what you gettin when you tangle with Lacour's cockadoodledoo






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Mr Fusion
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TX
Member since Dec 2010
6777 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


How long did your potty training take?





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RickAstley
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Reno, Nevada
Member since May 2011
1646 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


quote:

I cut my fingernails with the tip of my iron hard cock.

Can you open a bottle with that thing?






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RickAstley
LSU Fan
Reno, Nevada
Member since May 2011
1646 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


I don't recall, that was before I began storing memories of my childhood





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Lacour
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Member since Nov 2009
29455 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


Muppet, you remain one of the greatest posters on the OT.







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J Murdah
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Member since Jun 2008
26527 posts

re: What is the correct way to cut fingernails?


yet you remain as one of the least funny posters the OT has ever had. I thought you would have a learned a thing or two from muppet by now.





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