Who has Charlie Sheen in the death pool?

White Shadeaux does.

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Who has Charlie Sheen in the death pool?

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Just about everyone. His death will not be unexpected.

It's all downhill for him from here. He'll prob make it though this, but he'll make it a regular occurrence until he finally dies in a year or 2. He'll have like 1 or 2 more near fatal OD's then he'll go quietly in the night and they'll say it was from the flu.

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Funny, I was reading that article early, Alan, from 2 and 1/2 men, was cracking on Sheen during his Conan appearance, apparently. I was thinking it can't be that bad, but maybe it is. The guy said he checks the tabloids to see whther or not he needs to show up to work the next day, one of those semi-jokes. Here are the highlights form his quotes:

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"It's always a little weird because like the stuff you hear is just unbelievable," Jon told Conan. "I mean like...I'm checking TMZ, as I do everyday, to know if I have to go to work at all."

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"There was a story -- they found Charlie's car, which at that point was not yet a Maybach, but was another pricey car -- at the bottom of a cliff. So you're thinking, 'Wow! Sure hope Charlie's OK,'" Jon recounted.

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"And he comes into work and it's like, 'Hey Charlie, how's it going, man?' And you're checking for scratches, because my mind had come up with this whole thing that he'd crashed the car and then clawed his way back up the cliff," Jon continued. "I said, 'How you doin' man?' He said, 'I'm doing OK, except that somebody stole my car and ran it off a cliff last night.' "Normally, you would not believe that from somebody... but from Charlie Sheen you believe that, because that happened to him. Twice! That actually happened," Jon laughed.

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