It's that magical time of the year

true story

i was walking into calandro's last cookie season, and yes i had been drinking. anywho, a cute little girl scout who had a table set up outside with her mom came up and asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.

i told her hell no i'm not gonna buy your crappy cookies because i will buy the good ones inside. as i was walking out of the store eating a delicious fresh baked calandro cookie, i looked at the little girl and told her that her mom was fat & ugly and that her daddy didn't love her.

The Keebler mint cookies out during Christmas time far exceed thin mints in taste. Try them out next year.

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i told her hell no i'm not gonna buy your crappy cookies because i will buy the good ones inside. as i was walking out of the store eating a delicious fresh baked calandro cookie, i looked at the little girl and told her that her mom was fat & ugly and that her daddy didn't love her.

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Wait, I know the rest of this story...

Upon telling the little girl this, her dad pulls out a 9mm gangsta gun and starts shooting the place up, wounding 20 and killing 6. And all because you called her momma fat.... amiright, skillet?

I do love my kid.

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In the freezer FTW...

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I'm always torn between the fridge and freezer, so normally I put a pack in each and eat depending on how cold i want my cookie.