Bring Back the AGGIE JOKES!!!!

I don't want to have any. I was in school in the 80's and I wouldn't waste a good breathe on those pieces of shite. I went to the game in 87 (?) at Kyle Field. It was hot as shite, but Sammy Martin had about 185 yds of offense against those stupid shaved head bastards.

Okay here goes,
You know what an aggie with the shite kicked out of him is called?





A midget!

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Bring Back the AGGIE JOKES!!!!

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But PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE come up with something original and not being recycled from 35 years ago.

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Bring Back the AGGIE JOKES!!!!

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Did you hear that the Aggies don't have ice in the Gatorade coolers this year? Last year's trainers all graduated and nobody else has the recipe!

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But PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE come up with something original and not being recycled from 35 years ago.

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Other than the boarded up store windows nobody is paying attention to your plea. Unfortunately.

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How do Aggies practice safe sex? They get rid of all the animals that kick.

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After having their 12th child, an Aggie couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the Aggie went to his veterinarian  who treated his mules and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Aggie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Oklahoma to get a second opinion. The  Oklahoma physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from A&M.  This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the Aggie went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand . . .

What's the definiton of "mass confusion?"

Fathers day at College Station.

Why do TAMU aggies kiss their girlfriends after each score?


Their sisters kiss better than sheep.