Little joke for Auburn week

Run across this Auburn joke and thought i would post.Sorry if germans

>> GEAUX...TIGERS!
>>
>> A die-hard LSU fan, Joe amuses himself by scaring every opponent fan he
>> would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious team
>> colors. He would swerve his car as if to hit them, and then he would swerve
>> back on the road just before hitting them.
>>
>> One day, as he was driving along headed to Tiger Stadium, he saw a priest
>> walking on the side of the road. He thought he would do a good thing and
>> pull over to offer him a ride.
>>
>> He asked the priest "Where are you going, Father?"
>>
>> "I'm going to give Mass at St. Joseph's Church" replied the Priest. "No
>> problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
>>
>> The priest climbed into the back seat, and Joe continued down the road.
>>
>> Suddenly, Joe saw an opposing team fan strutting down the side of the road,
>> and instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But as usual, just in time,
>> he swerved back to the road, barely missing the guy. Even though he was
>> certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding
>> where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but he didn't see
>> anything.
>>
>> He then remembered the priest in the back seat, turned to him and said "I'm
>> sorry, Father, I almost hit that Auburn fan."
>>
>> "That's OK," replied the priest. "I got him with the door."