Les Miles VS The Dos Equus Man..might be pearl harbor?

Les Miles vs. "Dos Equis Man"



· He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October

· He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce
pass to it, just to see if he could

· He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally

· He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation
(TN), while still being undefeated.

· He drinks Tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins.

· The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same
time.

· He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.

· He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.

· He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just
to make things interesting.

· He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.

· He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already
figured out...

· His organ donor card also lists his hat...

· He has never lost a game, he only finishes second.

· He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play
wide receiver.

· He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without
ever having read one.

· He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it.

· His hat has turned down head coaching offers.

· He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be
undefeated in regulation.

· He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there

· He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get
a guy more touches.

· He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!