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WHY WE WIN BY 5 TD'S
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:39 am
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:39 am
ETA: REPEAT TO YOURSELF "I WILL ONLY REPOND TO POST IF I READ THE WHOLE THING."
It is NOT in the realm of possibilities that we lose today. It’s just not going to happen. For anyone to even think that we are going to win by less than FOUR TDs would be an outrageous mental lapse on their part. We are easily the best and most stacked team in the SEC (although Bama is gaining on us), so we’ll win handedly today. We are 5-0 now, and I’ve exhausted all the possibilities of how the rest of the season could play out and all I can fathom is 12-0. WHY? What a ridiculous question, BUT here is WHY:
Our defense has F#@Ked things bigger than the state of Florida on BYE weeks. I’ve seen Kelvin Shep rip a QB’s arm off in high school and then suck the guts out through the arm hole, then Shep looked down at the QB’s lifeless body and said, “OOPS.” I couldn’t make that up.
PP7. On the eighth day GOD looked at his assistant and said: “Take this down, but off the record. I want to create one person with the talents of seven on October 11, 1990.” “Which seven,” the assistant asked. “One Usain Bolts!, Two Deion Sanders!, One Randy Moss!, One African Falcon!, One Jack Bauer! and One Eddie Murphy! for personality, and allow him to break the laws of physics.” “What?!?!?!” The assistant yelled. “You’re risking the stability of the universe combining all that badassery” she hollered. “I DON’T GIVE A DAMN YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!”
TWO QUARTERBACKS. Nuff said. BUT for some of you rantards who still don’t understand: Who is the most important player on offense after the left guard? The quarterback, Right? WELL WE’VE GOT TWO. We are the only team in the SEC doubling our production at QB by having two. It’s that simple, Jack.
COACHING. I know what you’re thinking: “Here comes the sarcasm.” Well NOPE. Miles could out coach Saban in a thumb match. Saban eats ****y arse oatmeal cookies. Miles only eats two things, P#$$Y and CLOCK. Does Nick Saban speak like a stoic philosopher?? UHH NO. Yea yea, a little time management issue, but whatever. As Herbie said “Chaos is part of the game plan” and if you’re watching the clock the whole game then you’re probably missing the giant arse whipping we are distributing on the field.
Call me a daisy smelling sunshine pumping small timing rant ball – but if we don’t win tonight by 5 TD’s I’m going to start preparing for the apocalypse because it would be a sign from GOD that the world was coming to an end within the hour.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
It is NOT in the realm of possibilities that we lose today. It’s just not going to happen. For anyone to even think that we are going to win by less than FOUR TDs would be an outrageous mental lapse on their part. We are easily the best and most stacked team in the SEC (although Bama is gaining on us), so we’ll win handedly today. We are 5-0 now, and I’ve exhausted all the possibilities of how the rest of the season could play out and all I can fathom is 12-0. WHY? What a ridiculous question, BUT here is WHY:
Our defense has F#@Ked things bigger than the state of Florida on BYE weeks. I’ve seen Kelvin Shep rip a QB’s arm off in high school and then suck the guts out through the arm hole, then Shep looked down at the QB’s lifeless body and said, “OOPS.” I couldn’t make that up.
PP7. On the eighth day GOD looked at his assistant and said: “Take this down, but off the record. I want to create one person with the talents of seven on October 11, 1990.” “Which seven,” the assistant asked. “One Usain Bolts!, Two Deion Sanders!, One Randy Moss!, One African Falcon!, One Jack Bauer! and One Eddie Murphy! for personality, and allow him to break the laws of physics.” “What?!?!?!” The assistant yelled. “You’re risking the stability of the universe combining all that badassery” she hollered. “I DON’T GIVE A DAMN YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!”
TWO QUARTERBACKS. Nuff said. BUT for some of you rantards who still don’t understand: Who is the most important player on offense after the left guard? The quarterback, Right? WELL WE’VE GOT TWO. We are the only team in the SEC doubling our production at QB by having two. It’s that simple, Jack.
COACHING. I know what you’re thinking: “Here comes the sarcasm.” Well NOPE. Miles could out coach Saban in a thumb match. Saban eats ****y arse oatmeal cookies. Miles only eats two things, P#$$Y and CLOCK. Does Nick Saban speak like a stoic philosopher?? UHH NO. Yea yea, a little time management issue, but whatever. As Herbie said “Chaos is part of the game plan” and if you’re watching the clock the whole game then you’re probably missing the giant arse whipping we are distributing on the field.
Call me a daisy smelling sunshine pumping small timing rant ball – but if we don’t win tonight by 5 TD’s I’m going to start preparing for the apocalypse because it would be a sign from GOD that the world was coming to an end within the hour.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
This post was edited on 10/9/10 at 11:05 am
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:41 am to LSUtrev22
it would take us 4 games to score 5 TD's
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:42 am to LSUtrev22
I got here:
Then went
Then saw this:
Then went again.
Then I saw the length of your post and then went
Cliff notes?
quote:
WHY WE WIN BY 5 TD'S
It is NOT in the realm of possibilities that we lose today.
Then went
Then saw this:
quote:
It’s just not going to happen.
Then went again.
Then I saw the length of your post and then went
Cliff notes?
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:42 am to The Godfather
I don't believe LSU will score 5 TDs over their next 3 sec games.
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:43 am to LSUtrev22
Your dad called. He needs his laptop back now.
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:44 am to LSUtrev22
Wow...thats some sunshine pumping there.
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:46 am to LSUtrev22
quote:
It is NOT in the realm of possibilities that we lose today.
not saying we will lose, but i stopped reading right there.
put your money where your mouth is if you are so confident.
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:47 am to LSUtrev22
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We are the only team in the SEC doubling our production at QB by having two. It’s that simple, Jack.
Florida does it with Brantley and Burton
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:48 am to theunknownknight
quote:
Then I saw the length of your post and then went
Appartently some of you confused by the concept of sarcasm.
But It was a bit of a stretch to think the anyone on the Rant would read anything longer than a sentece or two.
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:50 am to LSUtrev22
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But It was a bit of a stretch to think the anyone on the Rant would read anything longer than a sentece or two.
:kige:
Posted on 10/9/10 at 10:59 am to LSUtrev22
quote:
WE WIN BY 5 TD'S
Dude...it may take 5games to get 5 TD's...and those may come on the defensive side.
This post was edited on 10/9/10 at 11:00 am
Posted on 10/9/10 at 11:01 am to coachLSU
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but i stopped reading right there
And then decided to respond anyway huh? I guess I shouldn't expect anything less.
Posted on 10/9/10 at 11:01 am to LSUtrev22
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Call me a daisy smelling sunshine pumping small timing rant ball
Okay, you're a daisy-smelling sunshine-pumping small timing rant ball. Now pump me some more o' dat sunshine!
Posted on 10/9/10 at 11:02 am to LSUtrev22
So you got a furlough from the Psych ward.....please return there at once.
Posted on 10/9/10 at 11:04 am to JohnnyU
its puff puff give...your messing up the rotation
Posted on 10/9/10 at 11:07 am to LSUtrev22
quote:
TWO QUARTERBACKS. Nuff said. BUT for some of you rantards who still don’t understand: Who is the most important player on offense after the left guard? The quarterback, Right? WELL WE’VE GOT TWO. We are the only team in the SEC doubling our production at QB by having two. It’s that simple, Jack.
HOLE-E-shite this is the absolute dumbest shite I have EVER read on here.
Admin , please ban this fricktard before he posts again
Posted on 10/9/10 at 11:09 am to LSUtrev22
Guess every fan base has their sunshine pumpers but this is embarrassing
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