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Your best Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes



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Jones
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I go there to have fun?





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ottothewise
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my favorite was recorded by a famous Cajun comedian.

the person, say its Thibodeaux, has had oil come in on his land.
He builds a big house. He is working with the interior decorator and tells him:

I want a halo statue in every room.

Fine, thinks the decorator, this guy is Catholic. I will get some Mary statues and put them in each room.

day of the opening comes, all the paint is dry, and the Thibodeaux says, the house looks great but what about the halo statues?
Decorator says, look here, Mary's statue in every room.

No says Thibodeaux, and he puts his hand to his ear, "HayLO, isDAT chyou?






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I don't get it?





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The Sportsman
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Quidam65
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Another one from Justin Wilson (R.I.P.):

Three Cajuns were at work when one (named Boudreaux) suddenly died of a heart attack.

One of the other Cajuns said, "I know where he lived, but I wasn't personally acquainted with his family. How are we going to break the news?"

The other Cajun replied, "Don't worry. I am plumb full of tact and know what to do."

So the two Cajuns went to Boudreaux's house and rang the doorbell. When his wife answered, the other Cajun said, "Hello, are you the widow Boudreaux?"

She replied, "My name's Boudreaux, but I'm not a widow."

"The hell you ain't."






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tigerdup07
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boudreaux was out of work and found an add in the paper that said "elect. engineer needed". so, he went to the power company and hand delivered his resume. after reviewing the resume, Mr Don (boss) was astounded by boudreaux's balls to apply even with no education.

well, the power co. had a policy that you must take a 10 question test before you can get hired.
there were two people there to take the test that day. one was Mr. Fred who was a certified elect. engineer. and, of course, boudreaux was the other.

they each took the test and returned to Mr. Don's office to hand in their test papers. Mr. Don asked the both of them to wait outside until he was done overlooking the two exams. after about 10 minutes Don called them back in and this is how it went:

don- thanks to the both of you for applying for the position but, we have made our decision and that decision is to hire fred.

Boudreaux- what did fred score on dat test?

don- ya'll both scored 9 outta ten. you both only missed one question

boudreaux- meh why you gonna hire him den?

don- because on question #7, fred answered "i don't know" and you answered "me neither".







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The Sportsman
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don- because on question #7, fred answered "i don't know" and you answered "me neither".






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Banshee
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thibodeaux was riding past boudreaux's place and saw him out in his cow pasture.
thibodeaux pulled in and found him still standing in the same spot not moving.
thibodeaux ask's : Boudreaux, what you doing cher'
boudreaux says: Im tryin the win the nobel peace prize my fren!
thibodeaux: how you gonna do dat?
boudreaux: they say all you gotta do is be
out standing in your field!






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Placebeaux
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Boudreaux and pu-tee were making out at Pu-tee's house. Boudreaux said to Pu-tee "I got to have you right now sha. I got to make that mad love to you right now." Pu-tee said "no boudreaux I ain't giving it up to you today." So boudreaux got mad and left. So Boudreaux he driving down the road and said "man I got to do something about this hard on." So Boudreaux thought "when I get to the top of this hill I'll pull over on side the road, get under my truck and finish myself off. I'll just tell everybody I'm working on my transmission." So Boudreaux pull over and start going at it. About 10 min later Thibodeaux pass by and see Boudreaux on side the road. Thibodeaux stop and say "Boudreaux, what the hell you doing sha?" Boudreaux said(with his eyes closed)"man Thibodeaux, I'm working on my transmission." Thibodeaux say " Man Boudreaux, while you at it you better check dem breaks because your truck is at the bottom of the hill."





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tigerdup07
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Boudreaux said(with his eyes closed)"man Thibodeaux, I'm working on my transmission." Thibodeaux say " Man Boudreaux, while you at it you better check dem breaks because your truck is at the bottom of the hill."
:rotflmao: i got tears.

:rotflmao:






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PJinAtl
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Thibodeaux was in his house oen day and hears a knock at his door. He opens it to find a campaign worker soliciting votes for Pierre Boudreaux who was running for office in the parish.

Thibodeaux says "I ain't nerrer gonna vote for Pierre Boudreaux evah in my life." The campaign worker asks why.

"Well, lemme tell ya alittle story," Thibodeaux says. "About 10 years ago my cow, Bessie, gots the constipation real bad. I called the vet and he said he had some medicine that he could give her to fix it. Now he could either come out and give it to her for fitty dolla, or he could sell me the meds for twenny and I give it to ol' Bessie myself. I figure I can give the cow medicine, so I go into town and buy the medicine and save me a bit of money. It turns out that I have to put the medicine in her butt, and when I get home I start looking around for somethign I could use to do that, and I find my grandpappy's old army bugle. I stick that bugle in ol' Bessie, and it spooks her and she takes off down the road towards the bayou making all kinda crazy noise."

The campaign worker asks Thibodeaux "How does this involve Pierre Boudreaux?"

Thibodeaux continues, "Pierre Boudreaux was working as the bridge keeper at the drawbridge back then, and just as Bessie comes running down the road, he hits the button and the draw bridge goes up. Bessie runs up the bridge and falls into the bayou and drowns."

"I can understand how that must have upset you sir, but Pierre Boudreaux hasn't worked the bridge in over 25 years. Isn't that a long time to hold a grudge?"

"I ain't holdin no grudge...Pierre Boudreaux bought me a new cow. But I ain't votin for no son of a bitch who is too dumb to know the difference between a boat horn and a cow with a bugle in its ass."






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quote:

I don't get it?

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Shanesix
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PJinAtl
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I don't get it?
He wanted a telephone (hello, is that you?) in every room.



Another from the late Justin Wilson:

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go to New Orleans for the weekend to live it up. They check in to their motel and Boudreaux goes to take a shower. They go out and spend the evening in the quarter and come back to the room about 10:00 that night. They flip on the TV to catch the late news and there is a story on about a lady in Baton Rouge threatening to commit suicide by jumping of one of the interstate bridges.

Boudreaux says to Thibodeaux "Bet you $100 she jumps." Thibodeaux says "OK, you gots a bet." A few minutes later the lady jumps off the bridge to her death. Thibodeaux pulls out his wallet and gets a C note out. Boudreaux says "Naw man, I can't take yo money. When you was in the shower they showed dis on the early news, I saw her jump." Thibodeaux says "Dere be a tv in the bathroom, and I saw it too. I just din't think she'd be dumb enough to do it the second time."






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VernonPLSUfan
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Young Pierre go to confession to tell his sins. The father asked shy, whats your confession. Young Pierre says father I've acted inappropiate with a little girl. Father ask what have you done to this little girl? Pierre says I cannot tell. Father ask what little girl did you do this too? Little Pierre says I cannot tell. Father says its not that little Thibodeaux girl is it? Pierre say no. He asks is it that little Sonnier girl? Pierre, no. The father after hearing Pierre's voice say, is this little Pierre? Pierre say yes. He say is this little Pierre that helps me with mass on Sunday? Pierre say yes. Okay little Pierre tell me what little girl you been with? Little Pierre says no father. Father say okay little Pierre you will take two Sundays off from helping me and say two hell Marys. Little Pierre goes back and sits down in the pew next to his best friend little Boudreaux. Little Boudreaux ask what did you get. Little Pierre say two weeks off and two good leads.





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ChenierauTigre
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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were eating some crawfish, and of course, sucking the heads. Boudreaux accidently sucked one down his windpipe, started to choke, and turned blue. Thibodeaux was horrified and knew he had to save his lifelong friend. Remembering something he had heard about saving a choking person, he ripped Boudreaux's trousers down and licked him straight up the crack of his butt. Well, this made Boudreaux so sick that he puked out the crawfish head.

After catching his breath, he turned to Thibodeaux and said, "Mais, Thibodeaux, you know you are my best fren and I love you for savin my life. But I just have to ax, what was dat ting you did to me? Dat was disgusting!

Boudreaux beamed and said, "Dat was dat dere hineylick maneuver dey talk about.






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The Sportsman
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quote:

Boudreaux beamed and said, "Dat was dat dere hineylick maneuver dey talk about.
this was the first one my grandmother told me when I was a kid






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foshizzle
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Boudreaux was in front of his camp one morning and saw Thibodeaux in his pirogue going up the bayou. He could barely see Thibodeaux for all the grass he had in his pirogue. So he say:

"Hey Thibodeaux!"
"Hey Boudreaux!"
"Hey Thibodeaux ... what choo got dere in dat pirogue of yours?"
"Cher, I got me a lot of crab grass. I'm gonna catch me some crabs."
"Thibodeaux, you dumb coonass, you ain gonna get no crabs with dat crabgrass."
"I sho am Boudreaux. You wanna come wit me?"
"No Thibodeaux, I'm gonna sit right here and watch you come back with an empty boat."

Of course, late afternoon comes around and Thibodeaux has a boat filled to the brim with crab.

Next day, repeat with some other plant of your choice. Boudreaux declines and Thibodeaux comes by with almost more than he can carry.

Third day, Thibodeaux comes by again. Boudreaux shouts "Thibodeaux, whatcha got there this time?"
"I got me some pussy willow. Say, do you wanta ..."

"Hang on dere, I'm coming witcha dis time!"






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LSUCurly
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Boudreaux was working at a small town morgue and he asked Thibodeaux to come help him for the day because there was a 18 year old girl that died in a car accident.

Before they could unzip the body bag the phone rang and Boudreaux answered it "hello? Ok yea, I'll be there in a second yea.". He hangs up the phone and turns to Thibodeaux and says "now Thibodeaux, I have to go somewhere for 30 min. You sit in that chair and don't touch anything.". Thibodeaux says "ok, I'll sit right here."

So Boudreaux comes back 30 min later and when he walks in the door the body bag is completely unzipped and the girl is spread eagle with her legs high in the air and Thibodeaux standing by her looking between her legs. Boudreaux says " Thibodeaux, I told you not to touch anything. What the hell are you doing?". Thibodeaux says "but she got a shrimp in her thing!". Boudreaux says " what are you talking about?". Thibodeaux says again "she has a shrimp in her thing!" so boudreaux goes over there looking over his shoulder between the girls legs and Thibodeaux says "see, I told you she has a shrimp in her thing!". Boudreaux shakes his head and says "Thibodeaux, that's not a shrimp, that's a clitoris.". Thibodeaux says "OH! Well it sure did taste like a shrimp!!"







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