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weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...
Posted on 9/9/10 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 9/9/10 at 2:26 pm
Hopefully we can immitate the epic win we had in the 1st version of m/tvb WYR.
You know the deal...
Would you rather:
Be a Pirate or a Samurai?
Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?
Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?
Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd?
i'll sit back and listen
You know the deal...
Would you rather:
Be a Pirate or a Samurai?
Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?
Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?
Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd?
i'll sit back and listen
This post was edited on 9/9/10 at 2:41 pm
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Posted on 9/9/10 at 2:32 pm to iwyLSUiwy
I would like to kill a hungry panda with my samurai sword, have boring sex with my really hot wife, followed by a screening of the Godfather.
This post was edited on 9/9/10 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 9/9/10 at 2:38 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Pirate
panda
super hot wife with extremely boring sex
The Godfather pt. 1
This post was edited on 9/9/10 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 9/9/10 at 2:49 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Hopefully we can immitate the epic win we had in the 1st version of m/tvb WYR.
Yeah I had no idea what was going on in that last thread, time for me to join in...
quote:
Be a Pirate or a Samurai?
Clearly a pirate. Real samurai had way too many rules....
quote:
Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?
Gator. No Question. Pandas are mean. Get behind a gator and you'll be fine. Pandas could f-you up. Gators are only dangerous when you don't see them.
quote:
Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?
Hot wife.
quote:
Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd?
Can I mute GF Pt. 1?
So this means I'll sail the world with my hot wife, having boring sex, fighting gators 'round the world, while looping Godfather Pt. 1 on my sailing vessel's Blu-Ray Player.
Sounds like a win to me.
Posted on 9/9/10 at 2:59 pm to Freauxzen
quote:
So this means I'll sail the world with my hot wife, having boring sex, fighting gators 'round the world
That reminded me of:
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:05 pm to Freauxzen
I have a feeling the "hot wife/bad sex" or "ugly wife/good sex" question isnt going to be as controversial as expected. 
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:07 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Samurai
hungry alligator
hot wife with extremely boring sex
every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd
hungry alligator
hot wife with extremely boring sex
every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:09 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Be a Pirate or a Samurai?
Pirate...Samurai are to uptight
quote:
Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?
Alligator..cause after i kill it i can eat it and thats just fricking delicious
quote:
Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?
its still sex...after 40 seconds its over and id rather her be hot
quote:
Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd?
dont ever put The Godfather in the same sentence as Tyler Perry again...ever...You've been warned.
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:10 pm to ipodking
quote:
ipodking
quote:
every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd
doesnt surprise me at all
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:12 pm to iwyLSUiwy
just how boring?
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:14 pm to The Godfather
quote:
The Godfather
quote:
The Godfather pt. 1
that doesnt surprise me at all
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:16 pm to The Godfather
quote:
dont ever put The Godfather in the same sentence as Tyler Perry again...ever...You've been warned.
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:28 pm to Cdawg
quote:
just how boring?
like a simple moan is all you will ever get out of her.
and lets say the ugly chick is a 4 on a scale to 10; but she could suck your penis so good it would break you into a mild seizure.
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:33 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Be a Pirate or a Samurai?
Pirate, obviously. Really, do I want to be a part of a rigid feudal society or do I want to sail around stealing shite, drinking, and saying f u to the man? I think the choice is clear
quote:
Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?
Both. I want a pimp panda coat and gator boots.
quote:
Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?
Clearly, if I am a pirate, I want an ugly wife because I don't give a shite what anyone else thinks...which is the only advantage to a hot wife that sucks at sex.
quote:
Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd?
I don't love the Godfather that much and I have seen it. I also have not seen a single Tyler Perry movie so I think I have to go with Tyler Perry. Not that it matters much as I am a pirate doing awesome pirate things and having unbelievably great sex.
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:34 pm to Freauxzen
quote:
Clearly a pirate
Agreed. As much as I love Samurai movies, deep down, I would way rather be a pirate. Details to come later.
quote:
Gator. No Question. Pandas are mean. Get behind a gator and you'll be fine. Pandas could f-you up. Gators are only dangerous when you don't see them.
I'm strictly thinking "which one can i avoid the easiest?" And i have no idea.
Also, a Panda Steak is kind of appealing...
quote:
Can I mute GF Pt. 1?
I dont see why not.
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:38 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Samurai
+
Panda. They don't eat meat; no threat to me. You know an alligator is extremely fast on land, right?
+
Ugly Wife with good sex
+
The Godfather
+
Panda. They don't eat meat; no threat to me. You know an alligator is extremely fast on land, right?
+
Ugly Wife with good sex
+
The Godfather
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:43 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Be a Pirate or a Samurai?
samurai seem more disciplined and skilled.
quote:
Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?
I guess a panda since his body seems more bludgeon-able than the rough leathery body of a gator
quote:
Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?
my imagination is probably more powerful than my actual perception.
quote:
Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd?
at some point id obviously get bored with either one. but at least there's variety and an attempt at comedy in TP movies. TG would just seem too sorrowful and melodramatic after about the 10th viewing.
Posted on 9/9/10 at 3:44 pm to Blue Velvet
I like how in this pic, clearly after one man has already been murdered, the waiter still seems poised to serve and the lady in the background just seems curious rather than horrified.
Posted on 9/9/10 at 4:09 pm to Leauxgan
pirate
panda
hot wife
godfather, the list is endless of things i'd rather do than sit through a tyler perry movie.
panda
hot wife
godfather, the list is endless of things i'd rather do than sit through a tyler perry movie.
This post was edited on 9/9/10 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 9/9/10 at 4:13 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...
OK......
.....*Deep breath*.....
quote:I'm going Samurai. I hate scurvy and I'd like that I can kick as much arse as possible. Besides, this could be one of those Monkey's Paw type trick questions where you think you're gonna be a cool pirate/pornstar like Long John Silver hijacking booty and feasting on mutton and ale with a cool parrot, but really you end up being one of those lame Somali pirates trying to take over cruiseships just before Navy SEALs blow your brains out from a mile away while you choke down some crappy mango gazpacho.
Be a Pirate or a Samurai?
I'll be a badass samurai like Ryu from Streetfighter brandishing a cool sword and chuckin Hadokens at bitches.
quote:Definitely a panda. You know how impossible it is to try to kill an alligator w/ a samurai sword? It's not happening. As long as I'm not a lame samurai w/ a bamboo staff, the panda won't stand a chance. And then, I could rid the world of another worthless panda. Seriously, pandas suck arse. Those frickers would go extinct if we didn't have to literally force them to mate.
Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?
Added bonus: It might be that goddamn Sexual Harassment Panda. That thing needs to die!
quote:Whether I'm a pirate or a samurai I'm gonna be kind-of isolated. One of the main advantages of the hot wife is getting to show her off. That doesn't really happen w/ either lifestyle. One of the main drawbacks of the ugly wife is that others see you with her. So the main advantage to the hot wife is gone along w/ the main disadvantage of the ugly one. After a hard day's work as a panda-slaying samurai I want to have some mindblowingly great sex. I DGAF if she's a 4 as long as she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?
quote:Definitely Godfather pt. 1. I'll use it as inspiration to turn my ugly wife into a movie star: Director doesn't put her in a movie, he finds the head of his prize panda in his bed the next morning. Then, once she's a movie starlet, some people will delude themselves into thinking my ugly wife is actually attractive. Hell, she might even make a Maxim list.
Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd
Oh, and besides that, Tyler Perry sucks arse and Godfather pt. 1 might be the greatest movie of all time so there's that too.
This post was edited on 9/9/10 at 4:19 pm
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