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mr. penguin
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What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?


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thelsutigers
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WZUP ?







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Rouge
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hey little girl. want some candy?





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terd ferguson
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It's not gonna suck itself..





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mr. penguin
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hey little girl. want some candy?






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The Sad Banana
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What's crackin?





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mr. penguin
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It's not gonna suck itself..






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mylsuhat
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Nice shoes, wanna frick?





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John Merlyn
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear.

Broad: Wrong, I AM wearing panties.

Oh, must be an hour fast.






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The Cable Guy
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You got a library card? Cause i'm checking you out.







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Springlake Tiger
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Now that we have broken the ice, i am ______.





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TyOconner
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I got 200 dollars and some ambien, what you wanna do?





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BBMcGee
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Now that we have broken the ice, i am ______.


I have actually had this used on me. Didn't work, FWIW.






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mr. penguin
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear.

Broad: Wrong, I AM wearing panties.

Oh, must be an hour fast.








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mr. penguin
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Now that we have broken the ice, i am ______.






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Bien Fou
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Now that we have broken the ice, i am ______.






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CocomoLSU
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hey little girl. want some candy?

You a-hole...that's my line.



How bout "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"






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BBMcGee
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hey little girl. want some candy?


I thought that was Brag's line??






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GarmischTiger
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick.





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etm512
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, i am ______.


FIFY






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