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Favorite Family Guy Quote
Posted on 12/26/09 at 10:54 pm
Posted on 12/26/09 at 10:54 pm
You know, mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions. 
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Posted on 12/26/09 at 11:01 pm to rpg37
You could do 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece, or 50 fat chicks for a 1000 bucks a piece. Hey Fat chicks need love too but they gotta pay.
Posted on 12/26/09 at 11:19 pm to rpg37
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Posted on 12/26/09 at 11:29 pm to Mstate
Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
Posted on 12/26/09 at 11:32 pm to geauxlsu07
imo the novel thing with stewie and bryan is just annoying.
Posted on 12/26/09 at 11:54 pm to Mstate
quote:
imo the novel thing with stewie and bryan is just annoying.
congrats
Posted on 12/27/09 at 12:07 am to geauxlsu07
Brian: Hey, my sandwich tastes funny. Is there something wrong with the Smuckers?
Peter: Yeah, its been on my crotch.
Peter: Yeah, its been on my crotch.
Posted on 12/27/09 at 12:20 am to Uncle Stu
"Giggity Giggity" - Quagmire
Posted on 12/27/09 at 1:12 am to msukb79
*in Carters vault*
Computer: What's the most unattractive name in the world?
Peter:...Keith
Computer: What's the most unattractive name in the world?
Peter:...Keith
Posted on 12/27/09 at 1:14 am to Acreboy
Surprised this wasn't first.
Gun advocate: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.
Gun advocate: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.
Posted on 12/27/09 at 2:23 am to rpg37
Have a ton but these came to mind
Judge: I find you guilty of arson, so you are free to go... straight to jail. HA. Now YOU got burned... No bail.
Tom Tucker: We'll return with a report on the clitoris: Nature's Rubik's cube.
Peter Griffin: Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
Judge: I find you guilty of arson, so you are free to go... straight to jail. HA. Now YOU got burned... No bail.
Tom Tucker: We'll return with a report on the clitoris: Nature's Rubik's cube.
Peter Griffin: Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
Posted on 12/27/09 at 2:31 am to rpg37
quote:
Favorite Family Guy Quote
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
whoa, whoa...
whoa...
Lois, this is not my batman glass.
Posted on 12/27/09 at 2:34 am to rpg37
Lois: You know, I'm not wearing any panties.
Peter: Don't worry. We can always throw that chair out.
Peter: Don't worry. We can always throw that chair out.
Posted on 12/27/09 at 6:39 am to rpg37
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
Cleveland: Peter, not all Jewish people are good with money.
Peter: Well, I guess not the retarded ones, but why would you even say that? For shock value? Jeez, Cleveland, there's "edgey", and then there's "offensive".
Cleveland: Peter, not all Jewish people are good with money.
Peter: Well, I guess not the retarded ones, but why would you even say that? For shock value? Jeez, Cleveland, there's "edgey", and then there's "offensive".
Posted on 12/27/09 at 7:06 am to tigervet4
Brian: Alright, here it is. To vanquish poltergeists one must restore all disturbed remains to their original resting places
Lois: So all we gotta do is bring the skull back home and bury it
(Brian walks to Peter and grabs his crotch)
Peter: What are you doing?
Brian: You said you were using the skull as an athletic cup
Peter: I was but don't you remember I threw it in the garbage
Brian: Oh. So, you're not wearing it now.
Peter: No, that's pretty much just me you're grabbing
Chris: That's how my old scout master shakes hands
Lois: So all we gotta do is bring the skull back home and bury it
(Brian walks to Peter and grabs his crotch)
Peter: What are you doing?
Brian: You said you were using the skull as an athletic cup
Peter: I was but don't you remember I threw it in the garbage
Brian: Oh. So, you're not wearing it now.
Peter: No, that's pretty much just me you're grabbing
Chris: That's how my old scout master shakes hands
Posted on 12/27/09 at 7:46 am to ddbnsb
(Peter falls down and hurts knee)
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Stewie: Step on my cubes!
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Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.
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Diane- Tom's dared me to do the news topless, I've got the goods but do I have the guts? Find out at 11.
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And this is my favorite scene, don't know why, but I laugh my arse off everytime it's on:
Stewie: You know what else is disgusting? (He farts and his right eye turns red.) Oh damn, I broke a blood vessel.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Stewie: Step on my cubes!
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Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.
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Diane- Tom's dared me to do the news topless, I've got the goods but do I have the guts? Find out at 11.
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And this is my favorite scene, don't know why, but I laugh my arse off everytime it's on:
Stewie: You know what else is disgusting? (He farts and his right eye turns red.) Oh damn, I broke a blood vessel.
This post was edited on 12/27/09 at 8:02 am
Posted on 12/27/09 at 8:36 am to LuckySo-n-So
Quagmire- "dear diary, jackpot"
Posted on 12/27/09 at 9:25 am to sec13rowBBseat28
Stewie's line before he pummels Brian always kills me..
Stewie : Mmmmmmmmm, thats good OJ....
*breaks glass on Brian*
Stewie : Where's my money man!
Stewie : Mmmmmmmmm, thats good OJ....
*breaks glass on Brian*
Stewie : Where's my money man!
Posted on 12/27/09 at 10:16 am to vilma4prez
"IT'S RAININ SIDEWAYS'
Posted on 12/27/09 at 11:10 am to Trojandawg
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
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