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Les Euphemisms
Posted on 11/24/09 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 11/24/09 at 3:00 pm
Quote a Les Euphemism and then your translation.
Here's a great one form the presser yesterday.
"It cost my team a best opportunity at victory."
Translation - "I fricked up big time and my team lost because of me."
Here's a great one form the presser yesterday.
"It cost my team a best opportunity at victory."
Translation - "I fricked up big time and my team lost because of me."
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Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:00 pm to bayouawhiskey
"Nobody has a greater want to victory as I do"
- I hope like hell that my supremely talented team will be leading the other team by enough down the stretch without me having to make any critical end of game decisions.
- I hope like hell that my supremely talented team will be leading the other team by enough down the stretch without me having to make any critical end of game decisions.
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:03 pm to im4tigers
"I did not manage the back end of the game very well and that's my fault"
- If I make up new, unique names to describe a term that already exists, it will make me sound a little more intelligent than you because you've never heard that term before.
- If I make up new, unique names to describe a term that already exists, it will make me sound a little more intelligent than you because you've never heard that term before.
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:04 pm to bayouawhiskey
"There was certainly a want to finish first in this game."
translation-No matter how shitty I coach, at least we can't finish third!
translation-No matter how shitty I coach, at least we can't finish third!
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:06 pm to bayouawhiskey
"We'll get it fixed."
Translation - We won't get it fixed.
Translation - We won't get it fixed.
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:08 pm to ponchypunk
quote:
"There was certainly a want to finish first in this game."
Pretty childish (or clever? nah...) way of avoiding the words WIN or LOSE.
Heaven forbid he should admit that he didn't WIN. Or that he LOST.
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:11 pm to Rex
quote:
As we went to the Ole Miss game, we asked our team to do some things very specifically. We asked them to play as themselves, play as LSU, find a piece of them and play with it.
Translation - On the way to Oxford, I asked the guys to play with their cock n' balls.
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:22 pm to Antonio Moss
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:23 pm to Rex
quote:
Heaven forbid he should admit that he didn't WIN. Or that he LOST.
Who knows, maybe he is just looking for outlandish ways of saying normal coachspeak because he is trying to draw attention away from his gameday coaching, or lack there of...
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:24 pm to Polar Bear
quote:
"We'll get it fixed."
Translation - We won't get it fixed.
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:51 pm to LSUalum2000
This "finishing second" or "not finishing first" bullshite is positively strange beyond words. It is the kind of thing that he must have overheard at one of his kid's soccer matches.
Posted on 11/24/09 at 4:54 pm to bayouawhiskey
If we do not beat Arkansas I will eat my hat.
Posted on 11/24/09 at 5:29 pm to Saint Slidell
"The calls that we make there come with a code that says we are in position to win this game. Travel smartly, make great decisions." from yesterday.
Transl:
I am out of my fricking mind and will soon be packing my bags.
Transl:
I am out of my fricking mind and will soon be packing my bags.
Posted on 11/24/09 at 5:32 pm to cmatt
When is Les going to realize that WANT is not a noun?
We had a WANT?
WTF!?
We had a WANT?
WTF!?
Posted on 11/24/09 at 5:37 pm to cmatt
"I saw on youtube a video of me jumping up and down. It was construed that I was saying, spike the ball. Really I was trying to tell the refs that he caught the ball and was down on the ground."
Translation: I'd hate to look any stupider than I already do so I'll bs my way out of the situation (i.e. I was calling a spike)
Translation: I'd hate to look any stupider than I already do so I'll bs my way out of the situation (i.e. I was calling a spike)
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