Eastbound & Down fail

I did this in about five minutes. I think you know the song.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
a'we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long why to go and a short time to get there
We're east bound just watch dem Tigers run

Keep your foot hard on the peddle...son, never mind them brakes
let it all hang out cause we've got a run to make
We've gotta go through Alabama, to get that trophy in Atlanta
and we'll bring it back no matter what it takes

East bound and down, Dem Tigers, dey a rollin'
Ol' Lee and Herbie say it can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
Look out Nick Saban, here dem Tigers come.

( accordion & washboard solo )

Dem bammers got a team now, Ol Saban's on our trail
and he ain't gonna rest until we fail.
So you gotta dodge him.... you gotta duck him
You've gotta keep Chuck Diesel truckin'
So frick dem bammers, Les--Let's give'em hell.

East bound and down, we Tiger Fans are rollin'
Screw Corso cause we know it can be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound just watch them Tigers run!!!