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Paul Greengrass
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Coin Counting at Chase Bank



So I walk into Chase today where I have been a customer for several years now, with a bulldog glass full of change. I counted this very amount in 30 minutes the night before. When I present the change to the teller she begins to put the change in a bag. I say, "Does your machine count weigh this change in a bag?" She turns, "Oh, no sir, we don't count change here, we send it off to be counted."
"...And how long does this take?"
"about...four to six...weeks."
"Four to six weeks to count money!!"
"Yes sir."
I politely grabbed my change and drove to the nearest Capital One bank, where I was greeted with a machine that counted my money in about thirty seconds. The teller was also kind enough to waive there normal fee of ten percent to non account holders.

Its hard not to describe the lunacy of this very scenario with out the extended passage above...but...

WHAT KIND OF frickING BANK DOES NOT COUNT AMERICAN MONEY IN LESS THAN FOUR WEEKS?????? :banghead:







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lsu31always
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


quote:


WHAT KIND OF frickING BANK DOES NOT COUNT AMERICAN MONEY IN LESS THAN FOUR WEEKS??????

quote:

Chase Bank






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Pilot Tiger
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


my chase branch does it





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yessir
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


quote:

WHAT KIND OF frickING BANK DOES NOT COUNT AMERICAN MONEY IN LESS THAN FOUR WEEKS??????


A Nazi bank (seriously).






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Paul Greengrass
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank



quote:

Chase


One of the many ridiculous policies imposed at this bank!






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JB Bama
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Member since Sep 2008
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


My credit union has a change machine that counts for free.

Boo banks






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lsufanintexas
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


apparently you've never heard of coinstar? They are even free now.





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Paul Greengrass
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


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my chase branch does it


Which one is that? I live in Lake View NOLA






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Bard
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


That's what you get for going to the branch located on "Lazy Bitch Behind the Counter" drive.





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yellowfin
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


Chase is by far the worst bank I've ever dealt with.





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Paul Greengrass
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Los Angeles
Member since Mar 2008
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


since when is coinstar free, if so, how do they make money now





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Toni the Tiger
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2009
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


quote:

Chase is by far the worst bank I've ever dealt with.


this






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bayoubengals88
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Central, LA
Member since Sep 2007
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


how much change?





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BlueCrab
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


Don't get me started.





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LSUMJ
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


"since when is coinstar free, if so, how do they make money now"

volume

"at First Citiwide Change Bank, Our business is making change"






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TortiousTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2007
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


volume on free is multiplying by zero.





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VernonPLSUfan
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Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
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I pull up to my bank drive-in the other day to make a deposit. Its a brand new location. I drive up to the window, not one of the outlying bays. Roll my window down to make the deposit. The girl asks how can she help me before she opens the drawer. I thought to myself, WTF. Either I'm making a deposit. Cashing a check or transferring money from one account to the other. If I need to ask a question, I would have called said bank. I felt like saying, yea, I want a number 3 combo, with no mayo. WTF.





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LSUMJ
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


i was referencing an old SNL skit
couldnt find a good picture though






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manwich
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


quote:

Regions is by far the worst bank I've ever dealt with.

FIFY

i've never had a single problem w/ Chase. i've had accounts with them since they were LNB, Premier, and Bank One






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BlueCrab
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank


FWIW, I agree with your sig line.





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