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Funny Peyton Manning Joke...
Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:21 am
Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:21 am
May be Germans, but I dont care or feel like searching to see if it is...
Go SAINTS……
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel. Peyton looked at God and said,
"God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."
Go SAINTS……
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel. Peyton looked at God and said,
"God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."
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Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:23 am to LStateU
If God's really a Saints fan then he better wake his lazy arse up and do something about our 2 playoff wins in 44 years. 
Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:29 am to AlejandroInHouston
Don't worry it's all part of his plan.
The big man just wants it to be the sweetest win in super bowl history
The big man just wants it to be the sweetest win in super bowl history
Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:32 am to goatmilker
God is not lazy!
Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:41 am to fjhjr08
quote:
God is not lazy!
This post was edited on 10/30/09 at 11:42 am
Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:41 am to fjhjr08
No...just very smart dude!!!
Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:43 am to goatmilker
he has great marketing skills
Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:45 am to Covington
So does that guy hawking domeland security tees.
Of course I'm getting one.
Posted on 10/30/09 at 11:55 am to goatmilker
Is God a bandwagoner?
Posted on 10/30/09 at 3:42 pm to FinkyStinger
quote:
Is God a bandwagoner?
Posted on 10/30/09 at 3:47 pm to AlejandroInHouston
quote:
Funny Peyton Manning Joke...
If God's really a Saints fan then he better wake his lazy arse up and do something about our 2 playoff wins in 44 years
I remember reading something about God making the Israelites wander in the wilderness for 40 years before reaching the promised land. I bet that is what is going on here.
Posted on 10/30/09 at 4:38 pm to mark65mc
quote:
I remember reading something about God making the Israelites wander in the wilderness for 40 years before reaching the promised land. I bet that is what is going on here.
Nice... we will finally reach the promised land this year!
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