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LStateU
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Funny Peyton Manning Joke...



May be Germans, but I dont care or feel like searching to see if it is...

Go SAINTS……

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel. Peyton looked at God and said,

"God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."









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AlejandroInHouston
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If God's really a Saints fan then he better wake his lazy arse up and do something about our 2 playoff wins in 44 years.





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goatmilker
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Don't worry it's all part of his plan.

The big man just wants it to be the sweetest win in super bowl history






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fjhjr08
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God is not lazy!





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AlejandroInHouston
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quote:

God is not lazy!





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goatmilker
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No...just very smart dude!!!





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Covington
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he has great marketing skills





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goatmilker
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So does that guy hawking domeland security tees.

Of course I'm getting one.






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FinkyStinger
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Is God a bandwagoner?





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saturday
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Is God a bandwagoner?









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mark65mc
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quote:

Funny Peyton Manning Joke...
If God's really a Saints fan then he better wake his lazy arse up and do something about our 2 playoff wins in 44 years


I remember reading something about God making the Israelites wander in the wilderness for 40 years before reaching the promised land. I bet that is what is going on here.






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LStateU
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I remember reading something about God making the Israelites wander in the wilderness for 40 years before reaching the promised land. I bet that is what is going on here.


Nice... we will finally reach the promised land this year!






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