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Tebow's Grand Entrance
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:01 am
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:01 am
It would not surprise me if the following events happened Saturday night in Tiger Stadium.....
Minutes before kick-off an ambulance pulls up to the Gators sideline, the doors burst open and out jumps Tebow. He prances over and kisses three Florida players flat on the lips, goes to Coach Meyers and says, "Put me in Coach, Ive been healed".
The CBS broadcast team of Lunquist and Danielson gasp and start crying, then together they say, "God Bless Tim Tebow and God Bless America".
Then to the horror of everyone but the Tiger fans LSU goes out and beats the Gators 35 to 10.
Minutes before kick-off an ambulance pulls up to the Gators sideline, the doors burst open and out jumps Tebow. He prances over and kisses three Florida players flat on the lips, goes to Coach Meyers and says, "Put me in Coach, Ive been healed".
The CBS broadcast team of Lunquist and Danielson gasp and start crying, then together they say, "God Bless Tim Tebow and God Bless America".
Then to the horror of everyone but the Tiger fans LSU goes out and beats the Gators 35 to 10.
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Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:03 am to MrKnowItAll
Great thread
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:03 am to MrKnowItAll
leave out the kissing part. the rest would have me with chills, and anyone who says it wouldnt is lying.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:05 am to MrKnowItAll
That would not actually be surprising!!!
Seriously though...I have been thinking that he won't play the first half and just be chilling on the sideline. And then he comes out of the locker room at half time as an "Inspirational Warrior" and Verne wets his pants...
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:05 am to MrKnowItAll
keep your thoughts to your self
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:07 am to MrKnowItAll
If he is healed why bring him in the stadium in an ambulance?
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:11 am to Ed Osteen
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If he is healed why bring him in the stadium in an ambulance?
Looks good for his boyfriends at ESPN and CBS. Get your head in the game.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:11 am to PRK
nice pickup on the sarcasm
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:15 am to MrKnowItAll
quote:
The CBS broadcast team of Lunquist and Danielson gasp and start crying, then together they say, "God Bless Tim Tebow and God Bless America".
Then Joel Osteen will descend from the clouds with Jesus, and along with Tebow, and they will heal everybody.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:16 am to heehaw
He would ask for money first
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:18 am to heehaw
quote:
Then Joel Osteen will descend from the clouds with Jesus
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:23 am to PRK
quote:
Then to the horror of everyone but the Tiger fans LSU goes out and beats the Gators 35 to 10.
52-3
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:27 am to geauxtigers3
I hope he leaves Tiger Staqdium crying.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:35 am to MrKnowItAll
I would like it better if he parachuted into the stadium dressed in all white right before the kickoff and then change into his uniform on the sidelines.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:40 am to BamaScoop
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I would like it better if he parachuted into the stadium dressed in all white right before the kickoff and then change into his uniform on the sidelines.
this.....
and as he's landing at midfield, he's waving a white handkerchief....
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:41 am to BamaScoop
You want to watch him change? 
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:43 am to SperrysBruh
I think he should play in a skirt and they should only let the LSU players tag him with both hands and he is down.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:49 am to BamaScoop
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I think he should play in a skirt and they should only let the LSU players tag him with both hands and he is down.
ROTFLMAO
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:49 am to BamaScoop
I'll tell you what I want to see Jes-bo do one day...
Instead of his Larry Bird jump pass, I would like to see him take the ball at the goal line, drop back and just stop. Stand there completely calm for a moment, put his arms out to his side, and then just levitate over the line and land softly in the endzone.
Then he drops to a knee, pulls a flock of doves from his sock, and then there is no more violence in the Middle East.
Instead of his Larry Bird jump pass, I would like to see him take the ball at the goal line, drop back and just stop. Stand there completely calm for a moment, put his arms out to his side, and then just levitate over the line and land softly in the endzone.
Then he drops to a knee, pulls a flock of doves from his sock, and then there is no more violence in the Middle East.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 12:55 am to MrKnowItAll
you had me at "kiss, flat on the lips".
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