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re: Some nice AR vs. LSU jokes

Posted on 6/14/09 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by HogsInTheRock
ARKANSAS
Member since Nov 2004
625 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 3:06 pm to
Q. Who won the last 2 arkansas vs. lsu football games?

A.
Posted by Geaux9
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2009
5173 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 3:10 pm to
Q:Whats the only good thing about living in Arkansas?

A:You never have to deal with a mother in law.
(You know, cuz they pork there sisters)
Posted by 985TigerSaint
Member since Mar 2009
1664 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

Q: How do you make University of Arkansas cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.



That shits funny right there.
Posted by flatfoot304
Little Rock, AR
Member since Feb 2005
41 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 5:29 pm to
How can you tell if a person is from Louisiana? They are the ones looting the Best Buy!
Take a shower you smell like a freakin corndog
This post was edited on 6/14/09 at 5:34 pm
Posted by stronguard
In the moment
Member since Dec 2008
34 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 6:03 pm to
You must be the father of a cheerleader.


Posted by LA007
Monroe
Member since Nov 2008
1778 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Fayetteville?
A: Baton Rouge: 187 Miles


Uh.... then there is none.
This post was edited on 6/14/09 at 6:50 pm
Posted by JCT
Member since Feb 2009
59 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 7:29 pm to
Q: How do men in Arkansas find sheep in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying, thank you!
Posted by Bum
Member since Jun 2009
2973 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 7:31 pm to


Good stuff
Posted by scott the rock
sec. 423 r 18 seat 5(Oak Grove)
Member since Jan 2007
709 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 8:05 pm to
Years ago La. and ark. got in civil against one another. They met at the state line. Arkansas inbreeds brought dynamite and threw it at the great La. folks. So we lit the dynamite and threw it back.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65555 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 8:07 pm to

A Corndog and his girlfriend were making out in the back seat of his ride.

His girlfriend utters "Kiss me where it's hot and sticky baby..."

"Are you serious?" he replies.

"Yes. HURRY darling!" she begs...

Corndog jumps in the front and floors it.

"Where the hell are you going?" she yells.


"Lake Charles I guess."
Posted by financetiger
Member since Feb 2008
1664 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 8:10 pm to
What does it mean when someone from Arkansas is drooling from both sides of his mouth?

The trailer's level.
Posted by scott the rock
sec. 423 r 18 seat 5(Oak Grove)
Member since Jan 2007
709 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 8:10 pm to
But the corndog didn't meet his girlfriend at his family reunion
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65555 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 8:19 pm to
Ya really want to go the route of stereotype smack? Really?
Posted by FootballHog
Member since Nov 2006
7694 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 8:33 pm to
Louisiana's high school graduation rate.

That's a pretty good joke.
Posted by LSU Tammany Tiger
Folsom, LA
Member since Dec 2007
1642 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 8:36 pm to
You know what happens when you get in a shite throwing contest....................
Posted by FootballHog
Member since Nov 2006
7694 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

You know what happens when you get in a shite throwing contest...................


Ha, it's all in good fun. Hopefully people aren't taking these jokes seriously
Posted by LSU Tammany Tiger
Folsom, LA
Member since Dec 2007
1642 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 8:58 pm to
No it is...but no one can win.....
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65555 posts
Posted on 6/14/09 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

No it is...but no one can win.....


Ha, this was going to be my calculated reply to the stereotype post. There is nothing that can be said that hasn't been for years lol. Draw.
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