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Favorite Eddie Murphy Movie Quotes?

Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:38 pm
Posted by slaughlin
North Dad Gum Louisiana
Member since Apr 2008
3098 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:38 pm
"Come ooonnn, Cleatus. You walking over here, but you limpin back"

GO!
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19706 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:58 pm to
He didnt get my cornbread!!!!!1

She called me a noble steed.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20881 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:06 pm to
"What is a dumbfrick"?
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19706 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:15 pm to
Rocky Marciano? They always got to bring up Rocky Marciano. Joe Louis was 127yrs old when he fought Marciano......


F-you, F-you, and F-you..who's next
Posted by akantho
Fayetteville
Member since May 2009
813 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:27 pm to
"Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted, and I can't get in contact with my bitches?"

-Trading Places
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19706 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:34 pm to
Stop right there or I am gonna have to shoot you in that gnarled, crusty pinkie toe.
Posted by Tigersicles
Metairie
Member since Feb 2009
639 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:43 pm to
You're gonna be the nine-toed-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don't stop fricking with me. Now put the razor away.
Posted by The 25 Jersey
Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2007
1345 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:51 pm to
Anything from Coming to America, sprinkle in some lines from Life.

After Can't-Get-Right hits a HR on his first pitch..."throw him another one, that's probably one of them retard mistakes."
Posted by TEXASTIGER22
H-TOWN
Member since Feb 2007
11534 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Rocky Marciano? They always got to bring up Rocky Marciano. Joe Louis was 127yrs old when he fought Marciano......


F-you, F-you, and F-you..who's next


lawl
Posted by TEXASTIGER22
H-TOWN
Member since Feb 2007
11534 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:12 pm to
Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No ****s Allowed in There!"
Posted by TEXASTIGER22
H-TOWN
Member since Feb 2007
11534 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:14 pm to
Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.



and also



Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the frickin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
Posted by geauxtigers13
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
32 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:40 pm to
Rayford Gibson: Motherfricker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your arse. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure.
Claude Banks: Ray, chill out...
Rayford Gibson: No, frick him. frick that, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfricking farmers who wanna start some shite. You frick around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20881 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:44 pm to
While we are on the subject: Randy Watson
Posted by TEXASTIGER22
H-TOWN
Member since Feb 2007
11534 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:47 pm to
funniest part of that movie is the end credits when Eddie says. "Hey this ain't my daddy's watch"
Posted by slaughlin
North Dad Gum Louisiana
Member since Apr 2008
3098 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 5:25 pm to
"Leebo, Neebo, Lou Rawls, Teddy Pendergrass. Go ahead Teddy P. Whoo!"

"Sherman gon have relations. Sherman gon have relations."



"It's your teeth, Reggie. I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal. Hey Reggie, it's good!"
Posted by lacajun069
franklinton
Member since Sep 2008
2082 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 11:11 pm to
All his lines from 48 hr's. Especially when his ex partner runs into Nolties car and Murphy yells Luther how you doing Luther.

Are when he ask Nolte Do the Brothers know you have the last piece of shite looking blue cadilac.
Posted by MississippiLSUfan
Brookhaven
Member since Oct 2005
12499 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 11:15 pm to
"I ain't fallin fa no banana in ma tailpipe!"
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
13161 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 11:29 am to
I I I I I want the knife.
Posted by USMC DAWG
Atlanta
Member since Dec 2008
2806 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 7:52 pm to
"God Damn, that's a big bitch"
-Beverly Hills Cop II (after he meets Brigette Nielsen)
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60239 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 9:08 pm to
You better not even say watch around me again. You better say little clock.
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