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LSUmreed14
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Tim Tebow didnt cry because he lost to LSU. He cried because Chad Jones threatened to take him off his Myspace friends list.





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lsudiva2010
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


The statement that matter can neither be created nor destroyed is false; Chad Jones can do both ... in his sleep ... because he is Chad Jones.

A facebook "poke" from Chad Jones is his way of saying "you're next."



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EZE Tiger Fan
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


bump, just because....





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Brown Mountain
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Chad Jones can tie rebar into knots....with his tongue.





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PurpleKnight88
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Chad Jones doesn't argue balls and strikes. He just stares at the umpire until the umpire throws himself out the game.





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baobabtiger
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Two cowboys and Chad Jones were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie. A night of their tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp." Chad Jones remained silent, ......slowly stirring the coals with his penis.





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covlatiger
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Chad Jones doesn't need a watch...He decides what time it is.





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EZE Tiger Fan
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


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Two cowboys and Chad Jones were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie. A night of their tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp." Chad Jones remained silent, ......slowly stirring the coals with his penis.


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baobabtiger


Best. First. Post. Ever.






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EZE Tiger Fan
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


On May 2nd, 2011, Chad Jones left his cozy spot at his rehab center to invade Pakistan and kill Osama Bin Laden.....on one leg.







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i10Duck
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


nice pickup





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EZE Tiger Fan
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Let's keep it rolling...i'll be out for a while but will shamelessly bump it if needed.





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EZE Tiger Fan
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Shameless bump





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Hugo Stiglitz
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Chad Jones can drown a fish.







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geauxtigers6492
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Saw This thread on my book marks the other day!!!


So glad to hear all CJ was cleared to play!






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rballa19
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


The dinosaurs looked at Chad Jones once. Just once....





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rballa19
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Chad Jones has been to Mars....that's why there are no signs of life there.


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Schibs
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


Every year, Lent gives something up for Chad Jones





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tigerfan5803
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)


If you see Chad Jones dating a guy, its cause he ran out of girls.





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tigerfan5803
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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)




Chad Jones' fleshlight has been shipped.






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HeadBusta4LSU
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