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alajones
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"Ass like a ten year old boy"


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Anyone ever wonder what the hell the writers were thinking when they wrote this into the script? I mean, even in 1994 when I saw this movie, I didn't get it then. I realize that this was written before "To Catch a Predator" and stuff like that, but still, WTF? I can honestly say that I've never oogled at a 10 year old boy's ass. Besides, I've seen a 10 year old boy naked, and Renee Zellwegger wasn't that hot.

But aside from that, this is one awesome frickin' movie. Tom Arnold should have been nominated for an Oscar for his performance. This is by far his best movie.

This movie has too many awesome lines to list, the conversation between Paxton and Schwartzenegger was classic in itself. But my favorite line has to be:

So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!



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TexasTigah
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re: "Ass like a ten year old boy"


I know what you're talking about...But you didnt even say what movie you were talking about for the people who dont know.





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alajones
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I thought the new thing was to state a line from a film and not mention the name so only the cool people knew what you were talking about. Then you can antagonize the people who ask "What movie is that from?"

Anyway, I edited it. Because you right, it should have the name of the movie.






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Burt Reynolds
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Would a spy piss himself, huh?





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BobbyGoulet
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Harry: [holding Simon at the edge of an aquaduct] Son of a bitch. Did you think you can elude us forever Carlos?

Simon: Hey, you got the wrong guy. My name's Simon. Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your...
[Harry and Gib remove their masks]

Simon: face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it.
[realizes that it is Harry]

Simon: Oh, it's you. Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?

Gib: Hey, Carlos. Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented.

Simon: No, no, no. I sell cars, that's all. C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun...
[Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face]

Simon: Oh God, no, no don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint. I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic.
[Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees in his pants]

Simon: Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh mercy sir.

Harry: Get the frick out of here. Just get out of here.

Simon: No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me. You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me.

Gib: [Gib and Harry get into their van] Get lost, dip shite.
[fires a few rounds into the ground near Simon]

i had to look this up... shite is hilarious


but back to the topic...yea i don't understand it either, and suprised that it got through to the actual movie...kinda weird for someone to say some shite like that



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Dingeaux
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that is very weird. i have always wondered about that line. it is very perverted. i have never heard anyone say that unless they said it jokingly mocking True Lies.





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Cdawg
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quote:

Tom Arnold should have been nominated for an Oscar for his performance

nominated, he should have won it. He carried that movie.
If you give Jack Palance one for City Slickers, this should have been a slam dunk.

Back to the arse like a 10 year old boy....

We would say that a lot in college. Always got weird looks from people if they didn't know it. Other would start laughing their arse off. I think the first time saw it, I started laughing b/c it was soo off the wall and out of nowhere.






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supatigah
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what fraternity were you in? Nambla Chi?





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USMC DAWG
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"The guy is a goddamn used car salesman. This is gettin' good. We still gotta kill him though."





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TexasTiger05
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quote:

Tom Arnold should have been nominated for an Oscar
He was the best in that movie.

Who said the "ass like a 10 year old boy line"? Was it Bill Paxton?






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alajones
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Yes. Bill was gold in that movie also.

"tits that'll make you stand up and beg for buttermilk"



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TexasTiger05
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Yes.
Okay, now I remember it.

quote:

Bill was gold in that movie also.
he was great. i've always liked him in movies. Great as Chet.






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what fraternity were you in? Nambla Chi?







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Tiger JJ
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What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?





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Parliament
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Besides, I've seen a 10 year old boy naked, and Renee Zellwegger wasn't that hot.


Pics, GODDAMMIT.

That entire movie was a spoof upon itself, and spy movies, without going too far and becoming stupid. I rate it as James Cameron's 3rd best movie. (behind T2, and Aliens)






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what fraternity were you in? Nambla Chi?








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Afreaux
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I guess you missed my.....

Bill Paxton Appreciation Thread






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