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THE TROUGH: LSU vs. Troy

Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:42 am
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:42 am
"And on this day, as we stand before this field of battle, I beseech you, fellow men, read this crap."

www.lsuchicageaux.com/trough
This post was edited on 11/14/08 at 2:43 am
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51892 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:55 am to
quote:

Say there, football goods...uh, when did we fall so out of favor?


Extra vowel?


quote:


Helen of Troy, AL. The face that launched a thousand shi...gotta run.


Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:57 am to
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Extra vowel?

Tru dat. Fixed. Thanks!
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13136 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 3:01 am to
Somnambulant Grammar Nazis at 3 a.m.
Gotta love it.

Nice work Chicageaux.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51892 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 3:04 am to
Posted by WampusCat56
piney woods
Member since Nov 2005
8645 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 6:25 am to
Talk about making a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

well done - as usual.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23055 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:25 am to
hey chicageaux; i posted a question for you on the OT. just search for me your name's in the subject.
Posted by BohTheTrojan
Gainesville, FL
Member since Nov 2008
2 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:35 am to
That is by far one of the funniest things I've ever read. But a big -1 for using the word "viciousosity" since it is, in fact, not a word.
Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7507 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:58 am to
A bod this beautiful needs to be shared again by all...oh to have a woman such as this! (Is that Bubba Gump's boat out back?)

Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:03 am to
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But a big -1 for using the word "viciousosity" since it is, in fact, not a word.
The Trough is going to dock you -5 for not realizing that we knew it wasn't a word. So you get -1 point for your panacheocity, -2 for your Guelph, and -2 for your temeritricity.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:37 am to
Some Troy fans' take:
Go Troy Trojans board
Posted by just me
Front of the Class: Schooling You
Member since Mar 2006
34489 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:48 am to
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So you get -1 point for your panacheocity, -2 for your Guelph, and -2 for your temeritricity.
You misspelled panachosity.

Remember the Mnemonic: "C after nacho or I'll eat your gazpacho, unless it's panache then it's an S, fricking moron."
Posted by zack7552
Lawton, OK
Member since Jul 2008
3823 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:48 am to
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The Trough is going to dock you -5


Go easy. He probably did what I usually do and have his second web browser opened to dictionary.com.

You, sir, are the man. Plus, I got to read about ambiguous genitalia and see a picture of a fish vomiting...which is a plus after just getting back from the DMV.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:53 am to
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C after nacho or I'll eat your gazpacho, unless it's panache then it's an S, fricking moron
Yikes, mea maxima culpa

I was using the Queen's English, and by that, I mean Freddie Mercury's sex definitions. Gonna try a Cotterwall Mumford's Livery tonight if I can score some suet.
Posted by NorCal Tiger
Sacramento
Member since Dec 2006
30 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 11:52 am to
Damn thats a good one Chicageaux. Half of my high school teachers graduated from Troy. If they were half as hot as blondie I would have gone to class more.
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10321 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

quote:


Say there, football goods...uh, when did we fall so out of favor?


Looks like a Dandy Don article with the extra vowel.
Posted by LSshoe
Burrowing through a pile o MikePoop
Member since Jan 2008
4000 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 4:18 pm to
oh god
that fricking picture


oh god

i couldnt read the article
Posted by SPAMeggSPAM
Red Stick
Member since Jun 2008
9 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 4:36 pm to
n00b
Posted by zack7552
Lawton, OK
Member since Jul 2008
3823 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Some Troy fans' take:


From TFAN:

quote:

Had the writer's Dad used a Trojan, we'd have missed this pearl; well, 99% chance.


try not to go kick his arse.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61076 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:22 pm to
Great work. The fat lady is nice but my favorite pic so far this year is CROOMBACCA:



I sent this to my Bammmer co-workers and told them to Beware the Croombacca this weekend!
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