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Worst OB fishing experiences?

Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:14 am
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:14 am
Saturday a 1 hour boat ride turned into 6 hours. Have twins and one wouldn't start. The only positives were the thunder storm that was on top of us dissipated and we got back right before dark.

What yall got?
Posted by Ice Cream Sammich
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
10110 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:15 am to
Had the pleasure of fishing alongside Captain Troy Wetzel this past week. Or I should say with Troy Wetzel (he doesn't deserve the title 'Captain'), since he decided that his crew of at least 8 people not including himself and his deckhand would pull right next to our boat and essentially get close enough I could have exchange rodnreels at one point. To add to insult, when he first arrived instead of tying up to the other end of the rig on the down current side he decides to just drift right up to the back of the boat and does this for 20 minutes or so before anchoring to the rig. Then instead of having some boat edicate, which would have been to throw his motor into reverse and cut the wheel from keeping his tail end from swinging around he just lets his boat swing at times 5 feet from us. Well after coming in and catching either close too or his limit in snapper he has the nerve to tell me, 'I'll only be five more minutes.' I turned and faced the other way; he wasn't even worth acknowledging let alone arguing with. Not sure what people see in this guy. But he is a poor excuse for a Captain.
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35570 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:16 am to
sunk a boat downriver from the camp with about 8 people on board on my 24th or 25th birthday
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:17 am to
On Caney Lake and got caught in a hail storm. Close to golf ball size.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65039 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:18 am to
When I was about 12 years old I was fishing with my buddy Wayne at the park over by Greenwood in Baker. We were catching some fish too. An old guy walks up and asks if we had caught anything. Showed him our haul and he chats a few. He walks down about 150 feet away, hauls his dick out and beats it like it owes him money. He was between us and the road out so I couldn't flee accordingly.

/story. I fricking win the shite fishing thread. It's a true story
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:19 am to
quote:

Greenwood


Play disc golf out there.

Well,frick me running.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65039 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:19 am to
Just go ahead and acknowledge that nobody has a more fricked up story than that. God I hate myself for even telling that story.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:20 am to
We chartered out of Destin once for inshore. The Captain ran by the marina on the way out to get ice and we found his best friend had hung himself from the dock. He helped cut him down, waited until the cops got there and then didn't want to cancel the trip. He said, "He made his choice. Let's go fishing." It was a weird trip, but we caught the shite out of specks and reds that day. He let us fish until we ran out of bait and we wound up being out there for about 10 hrs. We've fished with him for years since then.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:20 am to
Should have asked if you were getting paid for his charter

I am amazed by how often people will anchor right on top of where you are fishing. Had a guy tell me one time "I came a long way too catch fish".

Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65039 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:22 am to
quote:

We chartered out of Destin once for inshore. The Captain ran by the marina on the way out to get ice and we found his best friend had hung himself from the dock. He helped cut him down,


I revoke my worst story. This may actually beat it.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81599 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:23 am to
Hit a submerged boat of some kind in big lake. Thrown up in the air. landed on gunwale, then fell off the side. Saw prop coming toward me. Friend turned motor. Lost wallet. Motor would not run after than. Sat in the dead still water for a few hours before getting a tow.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:23 am to
quote:

I revoke my worst story. This may actually beat it.


Our captain did not publicly beat his meat. You still win.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:23 am to
Holy shite! At least yall caught fish

Broke-I think I have heard that one. That is messed up
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65039 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Broke-I think I have heard that one. That is messed up


I think I've actually told it here before. I shook the guys hand. FUCCKKKKKKK
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:26 am to
quote:

I shook the guys hand. FUCCKKKKKKK


never heard that part
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65039 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:28 am to
As a 12 year old, if an elder extends their hand, you just shake. I should have stopped and asked him if he had rubbed his cock at any point that day.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:28 am to
quote:

sunk a boat


how? was it your boat?
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11225 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:29 am to
Y'all win.. My bad fishing stories are just sitting for hours without getting bites and stuff like that..
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:29 am to
quote:

As a 12 year old, if an elder extends their hand, you just shake.


I didn't know DW was that much older than you.
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