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Wife mad because I was sticking throwing knives in the wall.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 11/27/13 at 10:45 pm
In my hunting room. 
I told her to GTFO. My 5 yo nephew thought it was awesome. Was I wrong? I think not. "murica. 
I told her to GTFO. My 5 yo nephew thought it was awesome. Was I wrong? I think not. "murica. 
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Posted on 11/27/13 at 10:47 pm to SmackoverHawg
Coolest story I've heard all month.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 10:49 pm to SmackoverHawg
Tell her it could always be worse.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 10:51 pm to bulldog95
quote:
Tell her it could always be worse.
I did. Her dogs shite and piss everywhere. I can patch the holes, but they don't clean up after themselves.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 10:51 pm to Rod Farva
quote:
Coolest story I've heard all month.
No it's not. Don't be a smartass.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 10:52 pm to SmackoverHawg
Get some throwing stars also...
Posted on 11/27/13 at 11:00 pm to SmackoverHawg
No broads in the man cave.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 11:02 pm to CoastieGM
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No broads in the man cave.
Well, they were HER knives.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 11:04 pm to SmackoverHawg
Oh shite...this is only getting better!
Posted on 11/27/13 at 11:36 pm to SmackoverHawg
More often than not, I'm happy I'm not married.
And how is your aim?
And how is your aim?
Posted on 11/27/13 at 11:45 pm to ZacAttack
quote:
And how is your aim?
Some stuck. Some just clanged and left big arse dents in the wall. She shouldn't have left that temptation in my reach. If only I could have found one of the girls' Justin Beaver posters.
Posted on 11/28/13 at 12:36 am to SmackoverHawg
In his room they found her toys,
And without haste boys were boys.
With steady hand and careful aim,
They did not fear the dames disdain.
Some flew well and others fell,
Awakening her like a spell.
Such anger mounted
Without reason counted
Silly, aunt and wife
This is the purpose of a throwing knife.
And without haste boys were boys.
With steady hand and careful aim,
They did not fear the dames disdain.
Some flew well and others fell,
Awakening her like a spell.
Such anger mounted
Without reason counted
Silly, aunt and wife
This is the purpose of a throwing knife.
This post was edited on 11/28/13 at 12:46 am
Posted on 11/28/13 at 1:11 am to Bleeding purple
Solid 
Posted on 11/28/13 at 1:45 am to SmackoverHawg
Throwing knives in your wall is nuts but there's a bigger issue here. The thought of you not getting to see those tah tahs for days, possibly weeks, pains me.
Posted on 11/28/13 at 1:46 am to SmackoverHawg
PIIHB
Posted on 11/28/13 at 3:53 am to SmackoverHawg
quote:
If only I could have found one of the girls' Justin Beaver posters.
Would be better if you had a full size picture of the wife on wall.
Posted on 11/28/13 at 6:14 am to fishfighter
Could it be because you were showing the 5 yr old?
Posted on 11/28/13 at 6:39 am to SmackoverHawg
How's the hangover?
Posted on 11/28/13 at 7:03 am to SmackoverHawg
Buddy of mine uses knives on his dart board,says it's much more fun even though most his throws never actually hit the board.
Posted on 11/28/13 at 7:13 am to SmackoverHawg
I'm liking this behavior. I was asked by an old special friend just yesterday if I still punt footballs in my house after a score and guzzle box wine with a wife and child around.
I replied that I have not acted like that in quite some time, but don't ever rule out the possibility of me flying off the handle for old time's sake.
I replied that I have not acted like that in quite some time, but don't ever rule out the possibility of me flying off the handle for old time's sake.
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