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re: What your favorite rifle cartridge says about you
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:31 am to cypressbrake3
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:31 am to cypressbrake3
6.5x55 is my shite
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:33 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
What about my .585 Nyati?
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:57 am to Pepperidge
.300 WM :
You're the type of guy that isn't afraid of change. Sure, a .308 can punch holes in targets from 800 yards, but only if you lob it like a Howitzer shell. You like a cartridge that shoots flat like a laser and hits like a Mack truck. You don't need follow up shots. It dies where it falls, no tracking wounded animals. You don't like the front shoulder meat anyway. You've got a big dick, big truck, and big gun. You're not afraid of recoil like those city slickers who shoot those pussy arse small caliber pop guns. Magnum bitches, condoms and rifle. So load up your big dick and big rifle in your big truck and hit the road, cause this bad boy will kill anything in North America.
You're the type of guy that isn't afraid of change. Sure, a .308 can punch holes in targets from 800 yards, but only if you lob it like a Howitzer shell. You like a cartridge that shoots flat like a laser and hits like a Mack truck. You don't need follow up shots. It dies where it falls, no tracking wounded animals. You don't like the front shoulder meat anyway. You've got a big dick, big truck, and big gun. You're not afraid of recoil like those city slickers who shoot those pussy arse small caliber pop guns. Magnum bitches, condoms and rifle. So load up your big dick and big rifle in your big truck and hit the road, cause this bad boy will kill anything in North America.
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:03 pm to Pepperidge
Well, I'm not the first born child. But everything else was pretty accurate. 
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:05 pm to bhtigerfan
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No 300 mag? WTF?
Little big man syndrome
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:08 pm to upgrade
quote:I'm sorry your fragile little shoulder can't take recoil.
Little big man syndrome
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:11 pm to bhtigerfan
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I'm sorry your fragile little shoulder can't take recoil.
Im sorry you can't shoot well enough to you a normal caliber.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:17 pm to Pepperidge
.25-06 gets no mention? I feel invalidated as a person. 
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:23 pm to upgrade
quote:You sound like the type of person that still uses a reel mower to cut your grass because "it gets the job done".
Im sorry you can't shoot well enough to you a normal caliber.
Lighten up Francis, it's all in good fun.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:27 pm to Pepperidge
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You are a gentleman, carrying your head high, while rocking a vintage red plaid wool hunting suit. Your claim to fame is the ability to sculpt an effigy of Jack O’Connor out of instant mashed potatoes at the deer camp table. Thirty caliber? Never heard of her
Pretty accurate. Except for the instant mashed potatoes.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:36 pm to bhtigerfan
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Lighten up Francis, it's all in good fun.
The name's psycho btw.
Just funnin ya bra.
I shoot a 270, I'm a gentleman.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:47 pm to upgrade
quote:And I don't have a big dick or big truck.
The name's psycho btw.
Just funnin ya bra.
I shoot a 270, I'm a gentleman.
It ain't long, but it's skinny.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:21 pm to Big_country346
quote:yeah, seems like someone rocking vintage red plaid wool hunting clothes wouldn't settle for instant mashed potatoes
Pretty accurate. Except for the instant mashed potatoes.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:23 pm to Citica8
I bet he's drink the shite out of some Sanka or Brim though.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:24 pm to Citica8
Exactly.
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:27 pm to CadesCove
The fuk is that?
Googled it. Never had it. Community dark roast at least. But there's something about pawpaws drip pot coffee I can stand a spoon in. It puts lead in the pencil for sure
Googled it. Never had it. Community dark roast at least. But there's something about pawpaws drip pot coffee I can stand a spoon in. It puts lead in the pencil for sure
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:59 pm to CadesCove
is that a hipster reference?
Posted on 4/23/15 at 3:27 pm to Citica8
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is that a hipster reference?
nah...refers to this mud mixture people used in desperate times...
fill it to the rim...with brim...
Posted on 4/23/15 at 3:56 pm to Pepperidge
Oh, that stuff
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