The Judge is the greatest achievement in killing technology ever built by man.
Black Panthers are real and around every corner, they're just too smart and badass to be filmed or shot or trapped.
The 7mm-08 is the second greatest achievement in killing technology ever built by man.
The apex of the art of Taxidermy can only be found in the more creative forms of bobcat mounts.
The AR-15 is impossible to purchase in one piece and be worth owning.
Drinking in the stand is not only permissible, it's encouraged.
When sitting in the stand drinking beer and someone comes along and starts masturbating under you, it's polite to let them finish before letting them know you're there.
If you find yourself fishing in something other than salt water, you're probably a yankee or a kayaker.
Coot, it's what's for dinner.
Pow Pow is without doubt the coolest guy alive or dead. Period.
In the OB hierarchy of criminality there's Green Jeans, murderers, rapists, trespassers, people who check other people's crab traps, thieves, and liars who aren't at least entertaining. In that order.
"Rodeo" is code for attending an event where many whores will be banged for your viewing/banging pleasure.
If you are standing in something that resembles the woods, it's "squatchy". Pray you don't only have a .243 on you.
Cornholing in the woods is desirable and often leads to slamming some ham.
Dogs must be of a 'cur' variety or able to retrieve ducks to be owned by men. All others are chick dogs.
Pirogues that are hand made by amateurs from scrap wood and glue are infinitely safer than any aluminum boat with rivets.
All non-collared dogs should be shot on sight.
Smoking a joint in the stand is not acceptable, but could lead to flash mobs.
The only weapon for home defense is a shotgun. Preferably an 870 Remington.
There are such things as cop killer truck wheel mounted holsters.
Hoisters gonna hoist.
Other than beer, Flex-Seal and Seafoam are the two greatest things that come in a can.
THUS SPAKE THE OUTDOOR BOARD!
Fill in the one's I missed.
This post was edited on 11/28 at 7:27 pm