re: The most fowl thing you have ever smelled

Bootlegger and I were doing some bathroom cleanup at the summer job. You know, normal summer monday bathrooms a little extra dirty but not too bad. That's when we smell something funny. It's coming from the tampon dispenser. There was a pair of panties with shite all over them mixed in with the smell of rotten tampons in a 90 degree bathroom. I instantly puked and bootlegger was close behind

I have two chest type freezers in the storage room. I normally don't fool with them to often. One went out that I use as my overflow. It had 4 total 1 LB bags of shrimp. I didn't find it for a month. When I opened it...I wouldn't wish that funk on anyone. Weird part is dumped some Clorox in it kill the smell, closed it up, rolled it to the street. Next day gone. I mean it smell, and looked like I decayed a body in it.

Rotten cheese in a barrel that is used for catfish bait. If you get any on you, you can smell it for over a week.

Busting the bladder of a wild bore while on skinning rack. We told the the ole boy cleaning it that he wasn't going to waste the meat. He changed his mind quickly after the rancid piss got all over his high dollar hunting jacket

This isn't the first place I've heard the maggot body and space heater story...

Down by Starks, La near the Sabine River, I was supervising a Timber sale.
Right off the side of the highway I caught a whiff of something dead but with a difference from a dead deer.

I didn't go looking and glad I didn't. A week later, I was back in the area and saw police tape there.
I asked around and body parts of a woman killed by a fiend had been scattered around ; some in the he river and some off the highway.

Mmmmm tasty

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then he jumped up in my lap and licked my face, hit me like a freight train

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same thing happened to me but the son of a bitch had been eating old baby diapers

Ok


I was doing a job installing a security system for in a woman's house. The house alone was freaking nasty. She was one of those hoarders I think. Stuff was piled up in every room with a trail leading through the house. I kept gettting a nauseating odor and every time I went over to part of the house it was worse. It was a very cold winter and she had space heaters in almost every room.

So I eventually I have to go to the stinking part of the house to do work. I notice the space heater in the room was next to a small metal trash can which the heater was basically heating and cooking the trash can. The can was filled and overflowing onto the floor with only one type of item. It was fricking nasty bloody maxi pads that were rolled up and being cooked by the space heater. I don't know how to this day I kept from throwing up. I don't even like thinking about it.


What do I win.

Deep freeze in garage full of bass, deer meat, and ducks.

Left for 2 weeks in July and got back and there were thousands of flies outside my garage door. I could smell it at the mailbox 150 feet away.

Horrible.

Protip! dont let your electrician put a GFCI on the plug in the garage for the deep freeze. Thats all it was, plug tripped and ruined everything. I reset the breaker and waited 4 days for trash pickup. After it refroze it did not smell as bad. I did not even try to salvage the freezer. Just rolled it out to the curb and let it go.