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Taking a shite outdoors

Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:03 pm
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
4992 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:03 pm
Out fishing on small bass boat and the only thing biting is a turtlehead. Do you drop trow and hang arse over boat, or shat in the fish well and call it a day?
This post was edited on 8/25/12 at 9:04 pm
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25880 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:07 pm to
Never had to fishing. But while.duck hunting on.some hard bottom swamp I literally had two feet on cypress knees, dropped my wades, and held on to a nearby tree while plopping right into the water. Used some nearby tree moss to wipe my arse. It's never been the same since
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:08 pm to
Pull up to the bank and go shite. I don't fish offshore though
Posted by Who Me
Ascension
Member since Aug 2011
7090 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

shat in the fish well



Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53590 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:24 pm to
We bring tp and just shite in a bucket and dump it offshore
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3936 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:27 pm to
Very simple, shite over the side, sacrifice the underwear for the wipe...
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:27 pm to
The moss or your arse?
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:54 pm to
I shite on an island the other day. Didn't have any leaves so I just got in the water and cleaned my arse with my hand.
Posted by fastedLSU
BR
Member since Sep 2007
4477 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:03 pm to
In the live well? You would never ever set foot in my boat again.
Posted by headboard banger
Dark side of the Moon
Member since Jan 2005
2953 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:06 pm to
I always keep a roll of toilet paper in the boat. Used it this year for the first time in bout 5-6 years. A necessity.
Posted by DieselTiger1
9 Dragon
Member since Oct 2008
13672 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:17 pm to
I'm usually ok in the boat, but I've shite on my hunting land more times than at my hunting camp.
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:20 pm to
In summer I strip down, jump in water and hope its not a floater that crawls up my back.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:25 pm to
With the amount of gators in the spillway there is no way I'd try that
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:00 pm to
When I was fishing bass tourneys had an old man tell me he had shite in his livewell and before he could scoop it out and throw it in a lake, mr. green jeans had pulled up to him and wanted to check his license and livewell. He asked what was in the livewell and he told him it was a mudshark. Said Mr. Green Jeans had a few cuss words but let him go.
Posted by jack6294
Greater Baton Rouge Area
Member since Jan 2007
4033 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:21 pm to
Wiped my arse with a sticker bush as a kid, haven't waked right since then
Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28614 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:24 pm to
Posted by Grassy1
Member since Oct 2009
6248 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:40 pm to
damn... you nasty motherfrickers...

y'all didn't know you were gonna be long distance?

next y'all be telling me y'all shite in section 510 in TS. damn y'all.
Posted by Chili Davis
Wichita, KS
Member since Nov 2010
813 posts
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

We bring tp and just shite in a bucket


This is a must...

quote:

When I was fishing bass tourneys had an old man tell me he had shite in his livewell and before he could scoop it out and throw it in a lake, mr. green jeans had pulled up to him and wanted to check his license and livewell. He asked what was in the livewell and he told him it was a mudshark. Said Mr. Green Jeans had a few cuss words but let him go.


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98064 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 12:30 am to
All your questions answered here. Also covers shitting on the water LINK
Posted by tkr1407
Nawfiest Laweezianna
Member since Aug 2011
3132 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 12:32 am to
Man!! Pull on to the bank, and do work!
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