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El Josey Wales
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Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors

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Very simple, shite over the side, sacrifice the underwear for the wipe...


This

Although I usually keep TP in the boat for such occasions.


KingRanch
LSU Fan
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
59228 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
I have TP in the blind bag and my deer hunting back pack


Fap-n-Nap
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2012
2747 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
It's a definite must unless you don't want your shirt sleeves


KingRanch
LSU Fan
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
59228 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
This reminds me, my blind bag roll is getting low.

It's definitely a hit with my buddies



Fap-n-Nap
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2012
2747 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
Taking a dump out of a climber was probably my best slash worst


KingRanch
LSU Fan
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
59228 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
Never done that, if I've got to crap in a climber that means I'm bow hunting, which means I probably won't kill a deer anyway because I'm a horrible shot, which means I'm going my arse to the house



Nascar Fan
LSU Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
16596 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
quote:

I have TP in the blind bag and my deer hunting back pack

Also have some on boat & keep some on my RZR when not hunting.


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LSUFan3434
LSU Fan
Iowa, LA
Member since Sep 2006
15912 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
quote:

This thread deserves a sticky.

Buddy of mine that I grew up with had an awful habit of having to shite in public; I'll list his most memorable moments.

1) Had to go at an LSU game (blowout game and we left at halftime) and decided to drop one on his ex's windshield.
2) Had to go at LSU golf course and dropped one in the cup on #11
3) Had to go when we were at the beach, dug a hole in the sand dunes and buried it like a cat.
4) Had to go at the LSU golf course again, but realized he shite his pants on the practice putting green... Shook his leg of his shorts and left it on the cart path.

I'll add that there is nothing worse than having to go during teal season while hunting in the marsh. Wade out of smelling range, find stable ground, drop waders, avoid the turd from hitting your waders, fall down when you think you hear a gator, rip boxers to have TP, wipe with wet boxers, wade back to blind, realize your arse got eaten by skeeters

ETA: We don't hunt together








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Fap-n-Nap
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2012
2747 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
I was lightning climbing down fast but it hit me all the sudden and I couldn't hold it and about 6 feet of the ground took a monster shak


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Carson123987
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Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
42797 posts

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Tigris
Montana Fan
Walmart Parking Lot
Member since Jul 2005
6697 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
quote:

jump in water and hope its not a floater


This was my most shameful moment in the outdoors. A rare trip (for me) to the near rigs and nature called. "Hey everybody, it's hot so how about a quick swim to cool off". I ended up with a herd of floaters all around the boat. The wif was appalled, my buddy couldn't stop laughing. Never again.

As an aside there is a small island on the edge of the Sulfur Mine that we have named "Sock Island" for the time my father in law left his socks (and more) there.


bbvdd
Alabama Fan
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
10353 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
Never do anything outdoors without packing TP. It was the very first thing I put in the new Ranger.


Nascar Fan
LSU Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
16596 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
quote:

Never do anything outdoors without packing TP.

Yep the outdoors that


uscpuke
Wofford Fan
Member since Jan 2004
2090 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
I remember when I was a kid, my sister and I were hiking a wooded area with a German Sheppard. My little sister dropped trow in the woods and shat, and the dog commenced to eating it.

Now THAT is loyalty.


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tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
3538 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
There was a time when I shat in the woods every morning for 6 months straight. I'm a friggin pro. Once had a buck chase a doe by me while mid-drop. Pinched it off, picked up ol' 700, put one through his ribs, finishes dumping, wiped, dragged him to the road.


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