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Taken from poli board...monkeys on deer feeder
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:34 am
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:34 am
There's no hog paneling or fencing that's going to save you from this. Looks like deer feeders could be obsolete in Florida before too long. Hahaha. I would be sniping wt a suppressed 22 and some beer. Little f*%ckers are disease ridden too.
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Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:40 am to 4mileduckman
I'd be killing them every morning and say nothing about it.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:44 am to 4mileduckman
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“As long as they don’t bother me or my kids, I’m not going to bother them,” he said.
This guy obviously posts on the Soccer Board
Out west they have a similar issue with wolves. They call it the SSS approach: Shoot, Shovel, Shut up.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:45 am to 4mileduckman
So, is this how AIDS 2.0 starts?
Shoot, shovel, shut up.
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I'd be killing them every morning and say nothing about it.
Shoot, shovel, shut up.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:50 am to 4mileduckman
Wait, why are there monkeys running around in FL?
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:52 am to 4mileduckman
Aren't they considered exotics? Does that mean he could blast them?
Somebody cut up some onions.
Somebody cut up some onions.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:52 am to 4mileduckman
Hell no. Supposedly macaques are territorial as hell too. Only a matter of time before somebody's toddler gets bit
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:53 am to PillageUrVillage
Maybe a rocket net, same used to catch ducks. 22 to head. Mass grave and burn? ?? sounds a bit sadistic but probably best way to remove them and disease.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:55 am to 4mileduckman
When monkeys show up in cenla, I'm gonna go ahead and buy an AR. 
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:00 pm to 4mileduckman
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Maybe a rocket net, same used to catch ducks. 22 to head. Mass grave and burn? ?? sounds a bit sadistic but probably best way to remove them and disease.
I was thinking a Saiga 12 gauge or tannerite
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:02 pm to Slickback
Tannerite definitely would work. Down side is the nasty diseased mess.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:02 pm to Slickback
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I was thinking a Saiga 12 gauge or tannerite
I was about to post this
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:46 pm to upgrayedd
I dont like this shite. Not one bit
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:55 pm to upgrayedd
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Wait, why are there monkeys running around in FL?
They're worse in New Orleans
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:58 pm to No Colors
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SSS
Why would they need to shut up about it? They are non-native and on your property I'd think you could bast away. Might get some flack from the city people though.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 1:06 pm to No Colors
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No Colors
You have to be more subtle than that.
Say something like
"Long time ago we make a terrible mistake and imported them from a foreign land. We now must pay the price for being so foolish."
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Posted on 7/10/17 at 1:13 pm to Chuker
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"Long time ago we make a terrible mistake and imported them from a foreign land. We now must pay the price for being so foolish
We're talking about monkeys, right?
Posted on 7/10/17 at 1:26 pm to 4mileduckman
Of course this is in fricking Florida. The news story isn't that there's troops of wild monkeys, no one's even surprised, it's that they learned to spin the feeder plate.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 1:31 pm to 4mileduckman
Bet the loud monkeys are from Louisiana.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 1:49 pm to 4mileduckman
I had no idea about them. Pulled this off Wikipedia, sound like nasty little frickers:
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A colony of rhesus macaques was established around Silver Springs in Florida around the spring of 1938. The monkeys were released by tour boat operator Colonel Tooey to enhance his Jungle Cruise ride. A traditional story that the monkeys were released for scenery enhancement in the Tarzan movies that were filmed at that location is false, as the only Tarzan movie filmed in the area, 1939's Tarzan Finds a Son! contains no rhesus macaques, in part because of the species' bad temperament. The monkeys continue to thrive along the Silver River to this day. Various colonies of rhesus and other monkey species such as common squirrel monkeys and vervet monkeys have been found in southern Florida. They are thought to have gained freedom after zoo and wildlife park facilities were destroyed in hurricanes, most notably Hurricane Andrew. As of September 12, 2013 more than 1000 rhesus macaques live in the state; officials have caught more than 700 of the monkeys in the past decade. Most of the captured monkeys tested positive for Herpes B Virus. Wildlife officials consider the animals a public health hazard.[5]
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