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TigerDeacon
Wake Forest Fan
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
25475 posts

So I was walking to my stand today . . .

It was full daylight out. I see a doe come running toward me being chased by two spikes. I decide to let them pass. Then, I hear the huge buck grunting and I realize he is chasing the same doe. I was hunting with my new submachine gun/rifle combo with a huge drum magazine. I raise my sub/rifle just as this huge buck sticks his head around a tree and just as I am about to take my shot, I hear "DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It was 2 a.m. and my three year old was yelling for a drink of water from his bedroom.

I am really interested in what kind of gun I was hunting with.



Later on I was getting ready to have some "quality time" with a nice young lady I had just met when my wife woke me up to tell me she was going to work.




deaconjones35
LSU Fan
Pride
Member since Sep 2009
6787 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
Lay off the melatonin.


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braindeadboxer
LSU Fan
Utopia
Member since Nov 2011
5015 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
This is better than the dream I had a thread about yesterday. Where I shot a dumbass wearing a deer costume


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Chad504boy
New Orleans Saints Fan
Greenbriar WV
Member since Feb 2005
91495 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
hunting at 2am is illegal.


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bapple
LSU Fan
Capital City
Member since Oct 2010
8293 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
Sounds like the Ambien did its job.


TigerDeacon
Wake Forest Fan
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
25475 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
No drugs, but I did have three chocolate chip cookies late last night.


bapple
LSU Fan
Capital City
Member since Oct 2010
8293 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
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three chocolate chip cookies late last night.



Sounds like you've found the culprit.


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SportTiger1
LSU Fan
Stonewall, LA
Member since Feb 2007
4481 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
That chocolate will do crazy things to a human brain.



jp90
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
1158 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
Did you scold your son for messing up your shot?


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Ole Geauxt
LSU Fan
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
40340 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
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No drugs, but I did have three chocolate chip cookies late last night.

where did you put em?





TigerDeacon
Wake Forest Fan
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
25475 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
quote:

where did you put em?


IN MY BELLY!


(through the traditional digestive route)


Ole Geauxt
LSU Fan
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
40340 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
quote:

(through the traditional digestive route)

ok,, i would consider that to be top to bottom...


It's a strange and different world out there now..


jimjackandjose
Member since Jun 2011
2300 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
That ambien is a bad mother..

If I could ever remember what the hell was going on, I might would be addicted


bapple
LSU Fan
Capital City
Member since Oct 2010
8293 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
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That ambien is a bad mother..


I've heard some pretty wild stories from Ambien dreams.

I also heard a story from a friend about trying what they did in the movie Role Models. He tried to hook up with a girl on the stuff and said he was hallucinating and shite.


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bonescanner
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2011
1182 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
it was those "Colorado chocolate chip cookies!"


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HeadBusta4LSU
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
10582 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .
Funny stuff


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Nascar Fan
LSU Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
16637 posts

re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


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