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BFIV
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Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...

Just saw this article in a local newspaper. I didn't know it was illegal to transport rattlesnakes or copperheads in Tennessee. I still contend that if The Good Lord had intended for us to pick up snakes, He woulda put a handle on em, but He didn't.

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INFIDEL
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The couch
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
If god wanted us to pick up snakes he would have made them all dead.


RBWilliams8
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
Snakes ARE the handle brah


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jimbeam
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
Like snake...or Snake


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El Josey Wales
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...


Truth.


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Choirboy
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
Wonder if one would be sent to hell if he put a judge to the face during "church"


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Meauxjeaux
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all up in the Jesus thing, big time, but in reference to the scripture that this guy follows regarding his snake handling,,

quote:

Coots says his need for the snakes is Biblical. Chapter 16 of the Gospel According to Mark states, in part: “And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.”


How come these guys don't ever try drinking the deadly thing?


BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
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How come these guys don't ever try drinking the deadly thing?


Some of em do. I've read a few articles about this particular sect drinking strichnine (sp?) poison and living. Have no idea how strong the mixture was, though.


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AboveGroundPool
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the basin
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
this same scenario pretty much played out on the tv show "justified" a couple weeks ago


El Josey Wales
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
Yep.


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Teague
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
Religious nuts. Always the brilliant type.


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OldHickory
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
I've had it with these MF'n snakes in this MF'n church!


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Ace Midnight
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
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I still contend that if The Good Lord had intended for us to pick up snakes, He woulda put a handle on em, but He didn't.


Also, as far as the poisonous snakes, I think that G-d would have made them less poisonous and "strikey", if he wanted us to pick up/handle/f*ck with them.


El Josey Wales
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
:kige:


Ace Midnight
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...


Did I just make up a word, "strikey"?


El Josey Wales
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re: Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...
I like it.


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