Primative Camping Tips (Official)

Are you hiking in? Boating in? Need more info.

Pack light. Bring bug spray just in case. Prepare your food that you plan to cook ahead of time as much as possible (chopping vegetables, marinating shite, whatever). Reduce the amount of dishes you need to as few as possible because they're a pain in the arse out in the woods.


Also I have a gun when I'm out camping alone but that's up to you.

oh you can just park right next to your site

you bring whatever you want

Primitive area you mean?

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oh you can just park right next to your site you bring whatever you want

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oh. Then my advice is: bring a lot of beer and also bring some Gatorade and Advil for the morning because you're going to be hungover. Bring a lot of toilet paper so you can handle the beer shits.

ETA: also try not to burn yourself while you get drunk and play with the campfire.

primitive just means no electrical hookups for camper trailers and such

if you want to do some real primitive camping, might I suggest buying a backpack and hiking the Azalea Trail one weekend

its right there in Woodworth and finishes at Valentine Lake

26 miles total

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primitive just means no electrical hookups for camper trailers and such

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And no water and only an outhouse ....in my experience anyways.

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There are cops in woodworth in case you want to get raped with a speeding ticket

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Seriously, don't go 1 mph over the limit in Woodworth.

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Seriously, don't go 1 mph over the limit in Woodworth

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Don't speed and you won't get a ticket, breh.