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Perfect Xmas gift for the oil field baws!!!
Posted by sonoma8 on 12/15/16 at 12:10 pm318
Oh so you have a set of nuts on your F-250 but still feel like your missing some balls somewhere else? Look no further than TACTI-NUTS.
Blueballs edition
Blueballs edition
re: Perfect Xmas gift for the oil field baws!!!Posted by Jack Daniel on 12/15/16 at 12:24 pm to sonoma8
Change that to a set of tits and I would buy one.
re: Perfect Xmas gift for the oil field baws!!!Posted by NOLAGT on 12/15/16 at 12:43 pm to Jack Daniel
Why they didnt go that way first is beyond me....
re: Perfect Xmas gift for the oil field baws!!!Posted by Howard Juneau on 12/15/16 at 1:00 pm to NOLAGT
Downvote.
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re: Perfect Xmas gift for the oil field baws!!!Posted by Nado Jenkins83 on 12/15/16 at 1:21 pm to sonoma8
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Truck Nuts were born somewhere in the Deep South. It’s not officially known the exact birthplace but it’s somewhere that stinks like ball sweat and where they still believe that it’s ok to frick your siblings. The idea was conceived after 2 brothers named Cletus and Jed polished off 2 and a half cases of Bud in an afternoon between 11am and 1:45pm on a Tuesday. Cletus claimed that his truck had bigger balls than Jed’s. Of course Jed begged to differ. So after a couple fist fights and makeout sessions later the 2 decided to put their trucks to the test. They would start over at the old Pigpusher barn, race down past Klan Creek up through Mr. Toothless’ junkyard and finish off at the Clappers strip joint.
So the brothers end up at Clappers and there is still no clear cut winner. So they decide to finish this over a couple of strippers and beers. It’s about 3pm on that same Tuesday and Cletus and Jeb’s favorite stripper is performing. As they walk into the bar, Cletus is approached by his wife Bessie who is also his sister and part time daughter. She is all irate about him going in to see his favorite stripper, Mary-Lou aka “Diamond” aka his other sister again. After a couple minutes of a heated exchange of words between the 2, Bessie storms off to her pickup and pulls out her ol’ trusty double barrel, aims it at Cletus’ nutsack, pulls the trigger and boom…straight off. After all the commotion of Cletus losing his balls then tragically dying from blood loss, no one can seem to find his nutsack anywhere. The Sheriff eventually shows up and everyone is looking for Cletus’ missing coin purse. As they were about to give up, Jeb asks the Sheriff to go to the back of Cletus’ pickup truck and fetch them all a beer. As the Sheriff approaches the truck, he see’s Cletus’ balls dangling off the back of the truck. Cletus had officially won and Truck Nuts were officially born. So, if you are down South and see a pair of old crusty balls hanging from the back of a truck, you will know and remember ol’ Cletus. He sacrificed his balls so that every other redneck out can place them on their truck, in different colors and shapes, to let the world know that they themselves have no balls.
re: Perfect Xmas gift for the oil field baws!!!Posted by ChenierauTigre on 12/15/16 at 2:10 pm to LSUCouyon
Well hell, Couyon, you have a solution for everything.
re: Perfect Xmas gift for the oil field baws!!!Posted by onelochevy on 12/15/16 at 5:47 pm to sonoma8
i knew what this thread was about before i opened it. these arent new
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uh...... nO! If I'm holding any nuts in my hand, they are my own!!! Why would anyone buy this? Maybe you could enshroud the barrell with a fake penis and really get into it?
Then you would have to find white tracer fire ammo to complete the gift set.
re: Perfect Xmas gift for the oil field baws!!!Posted by terriblegreen on 12/16/16 at 10:09 am to sonoma8
That is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
re: Perfect Xmas gift for the oil field baws!!!Posted by Nado Jenkins83 on 12/9/17 at 3:32 pm to sonoma8
Have yet to see truck nuts at a rig site.
But i have seen them on plant guys trucks
But i have seen them on plant guys trucks
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