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My new girlfriend has a high pernt .40 cal.

Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:59 pm
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3566 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:59 pm
Is she worth keeping?
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:03 pm to
pics?



not of the gun
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10748 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:04 pm to
Only if she holds it sideways
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3566 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:05 pm to
I will get banned for posting nekkid pics.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:08 pm to
i gots email
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3566 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:08 pm to
I told her it was junk and she got pissed. I thought she was gonna shoot me with it.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:10 pm to
dont piss off a woman with a gun son
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 10:10 pm
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

thought she was gonna shoot me with it.


Relaxe, probly fail to fire.
Posted by bootlegger
Ponchatoula
Member since Dec 2012
5330 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:11 pm to
You're ok. It would've jammed.

ETA: damnit...beat me to it, Geauxt
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 10:12 pm
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3566 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:11 pm to
If she does shoot me, Yeller, I send nekkid pics from hospital.
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3566 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:13 pm to
She gots mor than one, Geauxt.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:14 pm to
dont fail me now hi pernt
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:15 pm to
More than one boolit, or more than one high pernt?
If multiple high pernts, that's a deal breaker, no matter what she looks or smells like!!
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3566 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:18 pm to
I think she is part Comanche so if she don't shoot me, I may end up staked out on top of a red ant hill.

kinda skeered, kinda excited
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 10:19 pm
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

I think she is part Comanche


Well, that's ok, long as she ain't from the Slapaheaux tribe..
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3566 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:20 pm to
Geauxt, her throw down is a walther. Or maybe its the other way around.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:20 pm to
I hung out with and was talking to this chick that was cool as hell over the past two weeks. I ended that as soon as I found out she had a Prius

She thought I was retarded, but there is no possible situation where I'd be seen in a Prius. I'd rather date a chick that drove a two door Monte Carlo Intimidator edition
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:23 pm to
IMO, she has em extremely backards..
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:32 pm to
Are you up to date on your shots? Sounds like she has dysentery
Posted by Dale Doubak
Somewhere
Member since Jan 2012
6000 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:29 am to
Cool brag thread. It's La son every woman has a gun
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