well clealy you have nothing else to do. I'm not trying to be a dick but the answer of cutting every three days wouldn't work for nearly anyone.
My bro-in-law sprays beer on his lawn occasionally for thatch. He says the yeast helps speed up decomp of the thatch.
35 years ago I used to do that on a regular basis on Friday nights. Only I was on my hands and knees, doing it between 1-2am with my wife walking around behind me kicking me in the arse for better distribution.