Kentucky bluegrass blend or Perennial Ryegrass seed

I invented my own kind of grass, too. Did you know that? Look at this. This is a hybrid. This is a cross bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern California sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt at night on this stuff. I've got pounds of this stuff. Here, take a puff on this big ole' Bob Marley joint. Ty: Oh, I couldn't possibly, well maybe one. [Starts coughing uncontrollably] Carl: It's a little harsh...Here. [hands him bottle of wine] Cannonball it, Cannonball! Cannonball comin' through, Cannonball!