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re: Kayak fisherman run over by 182 ton Navy hovercraft

Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:39 am to
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:39 am to
Fwiw those things are fricking LOUD as in loud as frick.
Posted by blackmamba
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
765 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:53 am to
I had no doubt in my mind this man was dead when I started reading the article. Can't believe he was so pissed he paddled back to the launch
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:57 am to
quote:

could hear a big engine coming his way, but due to dense fog, couldn’t tell from what direction the boat was approaching
quote:

failure to display the light he had on board his kayak



dumb arse


then again I'm not sure they would have seen it through the fog.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9449 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:59 am to
When I lived in southern CA, there was a LCAC unit stationed at Camp Pendleton (Motto painted on the side of their building: No Beach Out Of Reach). Driving south on I-5, the beach was only about 150 yards away in some places. You could hear those beasts from the freeway at 70mph with the radio playing!
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15169 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 10:23 am to
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point that bitch south, let me do some hoodrat shite behind the steering wheel


Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15169 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 10:24 am to
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then again I'm not sure they would have seen it through the fog.


Which means you shouldn't be out there at all in a vessel without a significant radar signature.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 10:26 am to
pretty sure those LED kayak lights would have made no difference. Dude is lucky to be alive.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166059 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 10:32 am to
did the driver of big boat not get in trouble? This is like an 18 wheeler mowing down a motorcycle in front of him in the fog driving 65 miles an hour on the interstate and all they did was cite the biker for his tail lights out.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 10:33 am to
Maybe a hand held battery operated high lumen LED light, to point at the big noisy thing bearing down on you?
Posted by geauxfish24
Member since Feb 2008
2143 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 10:37 am to
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166059 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 10:40 am to
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to point at the big noisy thing bearing down on you?


yeah cause that big boat at 35 miles an hour can stop on a dime when it realized at 30 yards it was gonna roll him
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 10:42 am to
I would assume the glow of 1000 lumens and the noise of that massive thing would both reach beyond 30 yards.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166059 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 10:48 am to
Yeah I just don't think a boat has a right to mow anyone down regardless of conditions that was wreck less
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38615 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:14 am to
quote:

by chesty You let me drive, and I'll say I just slipped and hit myself with the paddle and you rescued me


quid pro quo
Posted by tes fou
Member since Feb 2014
837 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 12:01 pm to
Kayakers are the bicyclists of the water, complete morons.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Kayakers are the bicyclists of the water, complete morons.



What a load of shite.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29242 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

You let me drive, and I'll say I just slipped and hit myself with the paddle and you rescued me


I would talk them up so much they might get a medal.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67478 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

No word on whether Goff managed to bag the mackerel he had just landed before the landing craft interrupted his fishing.

This would be important to know
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 12:36 pm to
I keep looking at the picture and the hover skirt and imagine it feeling like getting demolished by this.

Posted by tes fou
Member since Feb 2014
837 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 1:08 pm to
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What a load of shite.


When you go out in a tiny "boat" with no radar signature and no light in the fog in an area where other boat traffic is likely, you are a complete moron.

When you ride a bicycle down a busy and narrow city street with buses, cars parked on either side and lots of cross traffic, Magazine St. for example, you too are a complete moron.

Similar situations where people put themselves in harms way because they're green or hip or as I call it, poor, then they blame everyone else when their stupid arse gets hurt. Guys in john boats pull that crap too, anchoring up in a busy channel, I never feel sorry for morons, and this dude is a moron.
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