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re: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by Sasquatch

Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:32 pm to
If all he's looking for is attention, I hope the Squash or a convict lights his azz up, pun intended.
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
2659 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:58 pm to
If that ain't sig material idk what is
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:33 pm to
I had a similar experience with a werewolf.

I shot him, he ran off. But by the time I caught up with him he had already shifted back into human form.
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Member since Dec 2013
11819 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:20 pm to
Come on!!!! With those sexy arse Velcro shoes, he was LITERALLY ASKING to be Sasquatch raped!
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30321 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 1:41 am to
Was Sasquatch telling him to squeal like a pig?

Did Sasquatch give a reach-a-round?

Did Sasquatch buy him a drink?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27320 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 6:28 am to
I always wondered why sasquatch had that slow stroll on those videos.

He's always cool and relaxed, like he just finished fricking.
Posted by Deadeyedick
Member since Apr 2015
684 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 6:36 am to
quote:

No means NO.


Actually no means yes and yes means anal.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56179 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:10 am to
quote:

hope the Squash or a convict lights his azz up, pun intended.
if going to jail because you made up a Sasquatch rape story is wrong, I don't want to live in America anymore
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9116 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:16 am to
Anyone else ever notice that in photos of Bigfoot footprints the print is always perfect?

No dirt disturbed around the print, all 5 toes show up perfectly. A leaf always thrown in to add authenticity. Always perfect prints.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13446 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:27 am to
I found a picture of the squatch.



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