Don't get pissy. My life is fricking beyond awesome.
I don't understand the hate for kayaks that some (Hammertime, Motorboat) on this board have. It's like hating bicycles because you drive a motorcycle. There's still a use for them. Who cares if someone likes to kayak.
I bet it is. Waking up in the morning thinking, "Why the frick do those douchebags call it yak instead of kayak? Who the frick do they think they are? Sounding all pretentious and shite. I'm going to go hate brush my teeth, shove a banana up my arse and start a thread on TD."
Your life sounds awesome. So filled with other awesome shite that the original of yak and how pretentious it is actually gains a foothold in your mind.