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re: Comical Sales or Trades That You Have Seen...Or Done

Posted on 6/24/15 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 1:35 pm to
I sold 3-35x12.50R20 MT MTZ mud tires and one with a huge egg in it for $450. They had all of 3500 miles left on them.

I sold the DPF/DOC combo from my F250 for $210.

Traded a broken push mower for a perfectly fine 14x36 flat boat

Traded an inflatable pontoon boat for a brand new, huge jobox. Sold that thing for $550 after using it for two years. IIRC, it was like $625 brand new.

Traded a guy this pair of shitty boots (not even his size) for a walk behind edger


Was trying to sell my truck for a while for $22.5k. Had people try to trade me a jet ski, an old bass boat, a ranger, and people would email and offer shite like $14k saying they couldn't afford any more. Damn near everyone would email and ask what my bottom dollar was. My answer always was $22.5k, and if you ask again, the price will go up.

I told the jet ski guy, "So I'm supposed to trade you a $23,000 truck for a beat up piece of shite 1984 jet ski? Am I supposed to ride the thing to work now? Get the rocks out of your head and let me know when you have a serious offer"
This post was edited on 6/24/15 at 1:44 pm
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3500 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:25 pm to
this got me looking at the craigslist barter listings. comedy gold. Can't decide which is better-

Midget quarter car make an offer



or

This guy wants to trade a vaporizer for a truck
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
8585 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:26 pm to
He's trying to trade for tow mirrors not the whole damn truck.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3500 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

He's trying to trade for tow mirrors not the whole damn truck.


ahhh, I thought he wanted an 02-08 ram with tow mirrors.
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1643 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Hammertime
Gets it.

Hustle or be hustled. Good lookin' out.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56196 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:07 pm to

I am always amazed by the regular Sunday classifieds.

"Used crockpot and bundles of mismatched socks" for like 6 bucks. The ad is like 8 bucks to run
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1643 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:17 pm to
Another thing that pisses me off more than anything with these nuts is when they sell 33' tires or shotguns with 28' barrels.
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
8585 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

I am always amazed by the regular Sunday classifieds.


I haven't bought a newspaper in years
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:37 pm to
I get 2 each day even though I don't want them. What's your address, and I'll start sending then your way?
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
8585 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:28 pm to
No thanks. It's outdated before it's even printed
Posted by Citica8
Duckroost, LA
Member since Dec 2012
3665 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 5:10 pm to
Yeah some dumb arse was selling 120" of crown molding (not even a full stick) but I thought he had 120' of crown molding price was cheap ($10) and he said "left over from a project, but its in the way and I don't want to burn it" Drove to DS with a trailer.
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1643 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:37 pm to
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66376 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by WPsportsman
In a van down by the river
Member since Jun 2015
2408 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:50 pm to
When I was a kid I traded a girl on the bus my three nickels for her two quarters I told her three was more than two and she was getting a good deal because she was cool
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1643 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:52 pm to
Somehow I dont think "yu" is a typo.
Trade is not legit. You never ever trade a snake killing gun for an actual snake.
This post was edited on 6/24/15 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Citica8
Duckroost, LA
Member since Dec 2012
3665 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:53 pm to
Just thought of another one.


The guy that was trying to get rid of the cypress siding on here and was going to burn it until a bunch of people started showing interest then it was for sale. Thread must have gotten deleted. KR was mad.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 2:26 pm to
I bought a boat of LA sportsman for $18,500. I sold it a little less than 2 years later for $22,500. I actually got it for a steal and the price I sold it for was the cheapest around for that type of boat. But I always laugh about it. You've got a horseshoe up your arse if you actually MAKE money owning a boat.
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1643 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 2:31 pm to
I have a friend that did the same with a 17' Xpress. got it off of Craigs list for $8,500, sold it a year later for $10,500.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 2:34 pm to
When I was a kid I bought/traded all of my pellet guns and .22s by catching snakes and selling them. Most of the rich kids would trade their beeman, Sheridan or Benjamin's for one speckled king snake. Going from a crossman to one of those was awesome.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2337 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 5:08 pm to
Had one genius on the local radio show called the "swap shop" that was selling two window unit air conditoners. He wanted $150 a piece or you could have both of them for $350. Lol.
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