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re: CCW Question - Public Restrooms

Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:34 am to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56196 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:34 am to
You should always shite in the bathrooms of smaller Hampton Inns or Courtyard by Marriots.

Spend some time scouting your areas, know your terrain. You can just spread out, read the paper, throw your gun on the floor.

If you are lucky you get a fresh baked cookie, an apple and a cup of coffee on the way out.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13838 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:41 am to
quote:

How do you poo in a toilet with no bowl?


Haven't seen these in the USA yet..

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:48 am to
frick no. I'd be scared I would have one get hung up and fall in my boot
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:51 am to
The top bowl you dumbass. This is America. We don't shite on toilets without seats.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:01 am to
How was I supposed to know that? With all of these hipsters that live around here, you never know what is going on

Just to clarify....isn't the "top bowl" called a tank? That's some kind of redneck words right there
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:25 am to
Idk what the real name for it is. It's the part you shite in to upper-deck somebody.

Either way, what if you have to shite in a porta can while carrying? Do you leave the gun outside so it doesn't get blue shite juice from the floor on it? How do you keep your pants from touching the floor with a heavy arse pistol hooked to them?
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:29 am to
This is my fear. It's like they colored it blue do everyone can see you got poo on you and to keep clear
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:32 am to
I would throw the gun in the shitting before I allowed it to drag my pants down and touch the floor.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:38 am to
I dread the lsu tailgate porto potties.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:15 am to
The good ones have a beer shelf
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Strange question, because taking a leak in public is a PITA. (I don't even attempt #2)
What is your procedure for using public restrooms while carrying?
My current practice is going to the stall and doing a balancing act w my holster and pistol hanging, followed by a strange dance of trying to hold up my pants and firearm while buckling back up.


Do you not have a zipper on your britches?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 1:14 pm to


this seems like the making of shooting the tapping foot next door.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13787 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

(I don't even attempt #2)
Are you a girl? I mean, when it's time, it's time for the White Bear. But I'd rather conduct business in the woods myself than any public facility. I often wonder if people piss and/or deuce on their toilet seat at home, too.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 2:04 pm to
just don't go into that last bathroom at Buhlow, down by the landing. weird stuff happens down there, that involves packing, but not pistol-packing.
Posted by dawg23
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Jul 2011
5065 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

I use a paddle holster also. It just seems like it's going to "unpaddle" and fall off.

Never had that issue with a Comp-Tac (although, as was mentioned by others, all of my slacks have a zipper )

Seriously - I tried a lot of paddle holsters before running into Greg Garrett (owner of Comp-Tac) at an Andy Stanford class many moons ago (no pun intended).

Greg gave me one of his paddle holsters from the stash he had in his vehicle - I wore it for the next two days of the class, and have since ordered 6-8 for various handguns. I've never found another make that is comparable.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30866 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Walk in, unzip, piss, zip up, wash hands, walk out.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

White Bear

quote:

I'd rather conduct business in the woods


well duh, where else would a bear shite?

unless you're one of those hairy ghey dudes they call "bears", then the Buhlow restrooms it is.
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